The fastest way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly.
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.
Where there's a will, I'm in the way.
If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably
green.
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
Before giving someone a piece of your mind be sure you have
enough to spare!
Blow your nose, your horn works fine.
Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we
met.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
Sex is a misdemeanor...the more I miss it, the meaner I
get!
