WHAT HAPPENS IN KEY WEST, STAYS IN KEY WEST!

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Captain Ryan
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WHAT HAPPENS IN KEY WEST, STAYS IN KEY WEST!

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I thought it might be fun to put a new twist on the phrase “What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West”. Here the new twist…

What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..
1) You get a STD and you need a shot of penicillin!

What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..
2) Your wife gets her boobies caught on video at Fantasy Fest!

Please feel free to add you’re your new twists…if there are a lot of good responses, I’ll post them on my web page.

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Re: WHAT HAPPENS IN KEY WEST, STAYS IN KEY WEST!

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Captain Ryan wrote:What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..
2) Your wife gets her boobies caught on video at Fantasy Fest!
And then you're supposed to share with the rest of us. :pirate:
It's your world, I'm just living in it! :pirate:
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You happen to pop up on one of the many web cams in Key West.
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Your wife's attorney has hired a detective to follow you, camera in hand.
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You go down straight, but come home a little more fruity... :o

Actually, if that was the case you probably wouldn't want anyone to know would you? :lol:
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Post by msu#1 »

What happens in Key WEst stays in Key West! Unless
You fall running down the street, you get a bad road rash on your arm, and a bruised spleen,requiring a trip to the family doctor. When you get back your mom gives you the speech about maybe you should think about not drinking anymore just as the canadian girl you met there calls your cell phone. :D
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What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..






You've never been there to begin with. :oops: :oops: :oops:
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buffettbride wrote:What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..

You've never been there to begin with. :oops: :oops: :oops:
Well, what the heck are ya waitin' for...? :-? Get on it woman!! :P
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st.somewhere wrote:
buffettbride wrote:What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..

You've never been there to begin with. :oops: :oops: :oops:
Well, what the heck are ya waitin' for...? :-? Get on it woman!! :P
Exactly 8)

Someday I will....
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What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..

You arrive on Friday morning, leave on Sunday afternoon and did not even catch the infamous sunset :o :wink:

**Note to self: next time pull your butt out of the bars and go to Mallory square. Also take someone responsible with you, WAIT, my mom was there with me :o . One last note, on your way to Mallory Square DO NOT stop in Irish Kevins for just one song and a beer and end up on stage singing and shootin' tequila and miss the sunset :pirate: .

Damn that was a fun trip. Next time see the Sunset. :wink:
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Post by Y-NO-9-O »

What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…

um... well... you see it's like this... there was this bottle of tequila... well... if the cop's didn't show up... um... never mind.
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Post by Sidew13 »

Quint wrote:You happen to pop up on one of the many web cams in Key West.
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Post by citcat »

buffettbride wrote:
st.somewhere wrote:
buffettbride wrote:What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..

You've never been there to begin with. :oops: :oops: :oops:
Well, what the heck are ya waitin' for...? :-? Get on it woman!! :P
Exactly 8)

Someday I will....
You GOTTA go this year! I'm saving my money and going with bells on (or coconuts). And I plan to do something really embarrassing. :o :lol:
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citcat wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
st.somewhere wrote:
buffettbride wrote:What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..

You've never been there to begin with. :oops: :oops: :oops:
Well, what the heck are ya waitin' for...? :-? Get on it woman!! :P
Exactly 8)

Someday I will....
You GOTTA go this year! I'm saving my money and going with bells on (or coconuts). And I plan to do something really embarrassing. :o :lol:
It will have to wait for 2006. This year we're doing honeymoon and Disneyland. No more vacation time after that.
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Post by PirateJeff »

WHAT HAPPENS IN KEY WEST STAYS IN KEY WEST especially if you don't remember what happened due to the unequal portions of booze to sobriety...although I do remember drinking at the sunset festival at Mallory Square...I'm not sure about seeing the sun though...



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Post by 12vmanRick »

Unless you get married there and end up with a tag-along on the night before your wedding that becomes known as a one man bachelor/bachelorette party :o
When they run you out of town make it look like you are leading the parade.
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12vmanRick wrote:Unless you get married there and end up with a tag-along on the night before your wedding that becomes known as a one man bachelor/bachelorette party :o

oh oh oh I know who you're talking about!!!!!!


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What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..

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What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..

You declare war on the US of A, and Secede from the union!

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Re: What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..

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Captain Ryan wrote:What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..

You declare war on the US of A, and Secede from the union!

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Post by jimolliemom »

citcat wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
st.somewhere wrote:
buffettbride wrote:What happens in Key West, Stays In Key West, UNLESS…..

You've never been there to begin with. :oops: :oops: :oops:
Well, what the heck are ya waitin' for...? :-? Get on it woman!! :P
Exactly 8)

Someday I will....
You GOTTA go this year! I'm saving my money and going with bells on (or coconuts). And I plan to do something really embarrassing. :o :lol:
Like, allow Capt' Tony to grab your Boob!!! Well, I didn't actually ALLOW it..he just DID it, as my hubby watched and caught it on film! OOOOPPS But, I felt better afterwards when Capt' Tony needed his oxygen! He's a very nice old man but I didn't know my boobs had that effect!
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