Diary of an Expectant Father

comemonday · Post by **comemonday** » January 27, 2005 3:01 pm

This cracked me up for some reason:

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05027/448507.stm

CUparrot · Post by **CUparrot** » January 27, 2005 3:14 pm

I'm 8 months pregnant, and that cracked me up....especially the part about driving to the hospital hoping to get pulled over for speeding. That's exactly the kind of thing my husband would think of.

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » January 27, 2005 3:44 pm

Now THAT'S comedy.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » January 27, 2005 4:00 pm

pair8head wrote:Now THAT'S comedy.

you should have been there when keet was born if you thought that was comedy

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » January 27, 2005 7:18 pm

My wife went into labor with my youngest keet during my superbowl party at half time in 1995, 49's vs whoever,,,........ Was not all that fun at first..... Then a nice nurse gave me some Tylenol and a dixie cup of water and I started to feel better...............

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » January 27, 2005 10:41 pm

while my mom was in labor with me my Dad kinda

freaked as the nurses and DR. left for a few to let my Mom rest
Well My Dad peeks his head in and sees no one in there
and (while my mom has her feet in the stirrups)
Dad (who is a good sized man) starts grabbing pholks
and shoving them in the labor room Have a tie on??
in you go. Suit?? You belong in here and I guess he was not leading them in grabbing a hold of shirts or suits ad hauling
them in the nurse came back after Dad had like six people
in the room against their will.

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » January 27, 2005 11:26 pm

ragtopW wrote:while my mom was in labor with me my Dad kinda

freaked as the nurses and DR. left for a few to let my Mom rest
Well My Dad peeks his head in and sees no one in there
and (while my mom has her feet in the stirrups)
Dad (who is a good sized man) starts grabbing pholks
and shoving them in the labor room Have a tie on??
in you go. Suit?? You belong in here and I guess he was not leading them in grabbing a hold of shirts or suits ad hauling
them in the nurse came back after Dad had like six people
in the room against their will.

I know that this is gonna seem kinda mean, but my GOD man... It must be said.

SOME PEOPLE REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SHOULD NOT BE AFRAID TO PROOF READ THEIR OWN POSTS AND "YES" YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!!

Again... no offense.

PS - I'm an expectant first time father (Wow! That looks even weirder in print...) Actually, we have the ultrasound in about 11 hours. Very exciting!!!