Government Job

[11bravo]

A guy goes to the Government to interview for a job.
The interviewer asks him "Are you a veteran?"

"Yes sir, I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good that counts in your favour. Do you have any service-related
disabilities?"

"I am 100% disabled. A mortar round blew off my testicles so they
declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work though"

"Sorry to hear about the damage; but, I have some good news for you, I
can hire you right now!. Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come in at
10a.m., and we'll get you started."

"If working hours are 8 to 4, why do you want me come in at 10a.m."

"Well here at the government, we don't do anything but sit around and
scratch our balls for the first 2 hours. No point in you coming in for
that..."

[Ilph]

[unclejohn]

[ragtopW]