How Old Are You????? A test
Posted: February 8, 2005 4:40 pm
THE AGE TEST
(Answers & Scoring are at the Bottom of the Page)
1. Name the Beatles
________ ________
________ ________
2. Finish the line "Lions and Tigers and Bears, _____ _____!"
3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ _____ _____ _____
4. What do M&M's do? _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____
5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? _____ _____
6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _____ _____
7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____.
8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy". But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, _____ G. _____.
9. M-I-C See ya' real soon; K-E-Y _____? _____ _____ _____ _____!
10. "Brylcream _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____."
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____ _____.
12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line?
"I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who; _____ _____ ______ _____ _____ _____?"
13. And While we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one:
"War...uh-huh, huh...yea; what is it good for? _____ _____."
14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____ _____ _____.
15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____ _____
16. "I'm Popey the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, _____ _____ _____ ______ _____. I'm Popeye the sailor man."
17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by _____ _____
18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used his experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, _____ _____ _____ _____ _____."
19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have _____ _____ to kick around anymore."
20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no lip, _____ _____ _____ _____ _____
21. "I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____."
22. _____ _____ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, _____ _____ _____."
23. "Good night! , David.' "_____ _____, _____."
24. "Liar, liar, _____ _____ _____."
25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. _____! _____ _____ _____ _____."
26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and _____ _____ _____.
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ANSWERS
1. John, Paul, George, Ringo
2. Oh, my
3. It's Howdy Doody Time!
4. They melt in your mouth, not in you hand.
5. Wonder Bread
6. Cassius Clay
7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
8. Maynard G. Krebbs
9. Why? Because we like you.
10. A little dab'll do ya.
11. over 30
12. who wrote the book of love
13. Absolutely nothin'
14. the American way
15. Joe Namath
16. "cause I eats me spinach"
17. Mary Martin
18. is a failure to communicate
19. Richard Nixon'
20. Big John, Big Bad John
21. On Blueberry Hill
22. Jimmy Durante - Wherever you are.
23. Good night, Chet.
24. pants on fire
25. Smile you're on Candid Camera
26. he is us
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SCORING
24 - 26 correct - You're probably 50 + years old
20 - 23 correct - Most likely in your 40's
15 - 19 correct - Are we in our 30's?
10 - 14 correct - Must be in your 20's!!
1 - 9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dude?
(Answers & Scoring are at the Bottom of the Page)
1. Name the Beatles
________ ________
________ ________
2. Finish the line "Lions and Tigers and Bears, _____ _____!"
3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ _____ _____ _____
4. What do M&M's do? _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____
5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? _____ _____
6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _____ _____
7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____.
8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy". But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, _____ G. _____.
9. M-I-C See ya' real soon; K-E-Y _____? _____ _____ _____ _____!
10. "Brylcream _____ _____ _____ _____ _____ _____."
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____ _____.
12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line?
"I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who; _____ _____ ______ _____ _____ _____?"
13. And While we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one:
"War...uh-huh, huh...yea; what is it good for? _____ _____."
14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____ _____ _____.
15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____ _____
16. "I'm Popey the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, _____ _____ _____ ______ _____. I'm Popeye the sailor man."
17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by _____ _____
18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used his experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, _____ _____ _____ _____ _____."
19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have _____ _____ to kick around anymore."
20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no lip, _____ _____ _____ _____ _____
21. "I found my thrill, _____ _____ _____."
22. _____ _____ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, _____ _____ _____."
23. "Good night! , David.' "_____ _____, _____."
24. "Liar, liar, _____ _____ _____."
25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. _____! _____ _____ _____ _____."
26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and _____ _____ _____.
SCROLL DOWN FOR ANSWERS
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ANSWERS
1. John, Paul, George, Ringo
2. Oh, my
3. It's Howdy Doody Time!
4. They melt in your mouth, not in you hand.
5. Wonder Bread
6. Cassius Clay
7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
8. Maynard G. Krebbs
9. Why? Because we like you.
10. A little dab'll do ya.
11. over 30
12. who wrote the book of love
13. Absolutely nothin'
14. the American way
15. Joe Namath
16. "cause I eats me spinach"
17. Mary Martin
18. is a failure to communicate
19. Richard Nixon'
20. Big John, Big Bad John
21. On Blueberry Hill
22. Jimmy Durante - Wherever you are.
23. Good night, Chet.
24. pants on fire
25. Smile you're on Candid Camera
26. he is us
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SCORING
24 - 26 correct - You're probably 50 + years old
20 - 23 correct - Most likely in your 40's
15 - 19 correct - Are we in our 30's?
10 - 14 correct - Must be in your 20's!!
1 - 9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenage dude?
A stroll down memory lane 
I guess I'm just precocious!