one cent beer

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 9, 2005 10:15 am

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be one cent." "One cent?" exclaims the guy. The barman says, "Yes." So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a juicy steak with chips, peas and a fried egg?" "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "That¹ll be four cents." "Four cents?" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » February 9, 2005 10:17 am

Teehee!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » February 10, 2005 12:27 am

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » February 10, 2005 8:05 am

Post by **SMLCHNG** » February 11, 2005 10:48 pm

Hmmmm.. I thought I came out with a new beer!

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » February 12, 2005 9:12 am

Very Nice..............

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » February 12, 2005 11:01 am