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LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances. She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours." Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
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That woman is a nut.

buffettbride wrote:That woman is a nut.

or she has one

buffettbride wrote:That woman is a nut.

good one

"Would it really have hurt you to give her a little?" is probably a question he's been asked more than once since then.

Yeah...... I think I would stick with the Sherry enema...........

Ok, lemme get this straight...

Chick wants sex. Dude says no. Chick rips off one of Dude's nuts.

Did she honestly think this would help her cause???

Jesus! I was eating lunch! Oh God.....

is she related to Lorana Bobbitt?????

...spread those crumbs around.....

This is the best line of the whole story.....

then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Are you supposed to thank you friend at that point as he hands you the nut????

ragtopW wrote:is she related to Lorana Bobbitt?????

Or Jeffrey "you gonna eat that" Dahmer

LIPH wrote:Or Jeffrey "you gonna eat that" Dahmer

Everybody sing along:

I made quite a splash
I hacked and I slashed
My way to the top of Page One
The cops even checked
But they didn't suspect
I was carving up fellers for fun
Yes, I never thought
I'd finally get caught
I hope that they all rest in peace
'Cause I'm locked away
What more can I say
'Cept what I told the police

Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces
I've got arms and legs and a few faces
Stashed all around
In different parts of town
Well I met 'em in bars on a friendly basis
Now I got 'em in jars and flower vases
Oh, I've got friends
In crawl spaces

I know I was wrong
I just don't belong
I guess you've heard that one before
But the guys they all dig me
I'm like Eleanor Rigby
There's a face in a jar by my door
I must be insane
Got an abnormal brain
What else could I do to get laid
The guys that I date met a terrible fate
They ended up lightly sautéed

Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces
Every shape and size and all races
All blood and guts
Man, I must be nuts
Well, I got one that'll really kill ya
I'm the poster child for necrophilia
I've got friends
In crawl spaces

(Aw, We're really cooking now)

Well, I've got friends in crawl spaces
I'm the queer that made Milwaukee famous
Oh, I've got friends
In crawl spaces

rednekkPH wrote:

LIPH wrote:Or Jeffrey "you gonna eat that" Dahmer

Everybody sing along:

I made quite a splash
I hacked and I slashed
My way to the top of Page One
The cops even checked
But they didn't suspect
I was carving up fellers for fun
Yes, I never thought
I'd finally get caught
I hope that they all rest in peace
'Cause I'm locked away
What more can I say
'Cept what I told the police

Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces
I've got arms and legs and a few faces
Stashed all around
In different parts of town
Well I met 'em in bars on a friendly basis
Now I got 'em in jars and flower vases
Oh, I've got friends
In crawl spaces

I know I was wrong
I just don't belong
I guess you've heard that one before
But the guys they all dig me
I'm like Eleanor Rigby
There's a face in a jar by my door
I must be insane
Got an abnormal brain
What else could I do to get laid
The guys that I date met a terrible fate
They ended up lightly sautéed

Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces
Every shape and size and all races
All blood and guts
Man, I must be nuts
Well, I got one that'll really kill ya
I'm the poster child for necrophilia
I've got friends
In crawl spaces

(Aw, We're really cooking now)

Well, I've got friends in crawl spaces
I'm the queer that made Milwaukee famous
Oh, I've got friends
In crawl spaces

:applause:

Yeah.. I'm giggling at this... and will probably be singing it for weeks.

OceanCityGirl wrote:LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances. She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours." Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
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man... and women say that guys are always pressuring them to have sex... sheeesh

Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometime you don't

Even if she wouldnt have ripped it off, If I was that guys friend I would've said he was ball less for not hitting it one last time. (unless she was huge) which probably was the case with the 24 to 37 age difference

She musta' had balls to pull that one off

that gives new meaning to "take your ball and go home".
Future references to balls are gonna have to be altered.
From now on it's:
"I'm freezing my ball off"
"Ow, my ball itches"
"ball to the wall" and so on.....
or how bout when someone says "you don't have the ball....."?
Growing up I had a friend who lost a nard when he stomped the back of a skateboard and it shot up into his crotch and out of courtesy we had to keep our balls references to ourselves in his presense.

It's really a sensitive subject