I get booted to the couch if I snore too loud................. I never boot Carla out of the bed if she farts................... Double standards here......phjrsaunt wrote:Wino you know wrote:Any guy who sleeps on the couch because his wife/significant other "makes" him deserves a visit from Lorena Bobbit.mermaidindisguise wrote:True..... I will report back tomorrow as to whether he is sleeping on the sofa or not![]()
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Snoring carries a whole different set of rules and standards. Me and my sweetie have finally compromised-if the snoring gets to be "too much" at night, the snorer stays in bed, and the other goes to the guest room. It's actually become sort of joke with us after all these years.IsleReef wrote:I get booted to the couch if I snore too loud................. I never boot Carla out of the bed if she farts................... Double standards here......phjrsaunt wrote:Wino you know wrote:Any guy who sleeps on the couch because his wife/significant other "makes" him deserves a visit from Lorena Bobbit.mermaidindisguise wrote:True..... I will report back tomorrow as to whether he is sleeping on the sofa or not![]()
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IsleReef
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Well I don't find it fun to roll over and feel up a pillow..............phjrsaunt wrote:Snoring carries a whole different set of rules and standards. Me and my sweetie have finally compromised-if the snoring gets to be "too much" at night, the snorer stays in bed, and the other goes to the guest room. It's actually become sort of joke with us after all these years.IsleReef wrote:I get booted to the couch if I snore too loud................. I never boot Carla out of the bed if she farts................... Double standards here......phjrsaunt wrote:Wino you know wrote:Any guy who sleeps on the couch because his wife/significant other "makes" him deserves a visit from Lorena Bobbit.mermaidindisguise wrote:True..... I will report back tomorrow as to whether he is sleeping on the sofa or not![]()
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Well, I hate to interupt all this farting and snoring talk, but I wanted to share a quick story.
I was at Wal-Mart buying toothpaste today and I just had to buy this for my unborn daughter for her (sort of) first Valentines Day. So she won't be able to play with it for a while, but at least I can tell her that I bought her first Barbie.

Haley's gonna be here in June and I just can't wait to meet her.

I was at Wal-Mart buying toothpaste today and I just had to buy this for my unborn daughter for her (sort of) first Valentines Day. So she won't be able to play with it for a while, but at least I can tell her that I bought her first Barbie.

Haley's gonna be here in June and I just can't wait to meet her.
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I'm 43 years old and still have the Barbie my Dad bought me for Christmas when I was eight.....you've done a good thing...you're going to be a GREAT Dad!st.somewhere wrote:Well, I hate to interupt all this farting and snoring talk, but I wanted to share a quick story.![]()
I was at Wal-Mart buying toothpaste today and I just had to buy this for my unborn daughter for her (sort of) first Valentines Day. So she won't be able to play with it for a while, but at least I can tell her that I bought her first Barbie.![]()
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