Whatcha getting for Valentine's day?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 3:27 pm

creeky wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
creeky wrote:Hope you all have a lovely day - honestly!

Now I have to go to work - and sit next to a girl that drives us insane on any normal day of the week with her partner who is on the floor above us - and they are "show people" - want everyone to notice them - so I dread to think of what they will be doing today for Valentines Day .......

I better take my allergy pills for allthe flowers

(and keep an on her sneaking off )

I wouldn't go near the supply closet today....
I am not even going to look under her desk today - nothing surprises me ..

We went out on Saturday night - and everytime they had a dance - they then went outside for 15 minutes or so

someone has no control.. you figure 5 minutes of that on both sides is prep and recovery...

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » February 13, 2005 3:28 pm

The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 3:29 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.

sure.. sure it does.. but still.. 5 minutes and it's time for a cigarette? sheeeesh.

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 5:42 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.

I'm going to say that honestly I'm thinking that

Warming = Burning Sensation

Burning = Diseases

Novel concept... I just don't know about all that...

Oh, and the Fredericks was for my wedding stuff... so pretty packaging for a later date, but, I'm... shaped funny... so I didn't get anything.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 5:46 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.
I'm going to say that honestly I'm thinking that

Warming = Burning Sensation

Burning = Diseases

Novel concept... I just don't know about all that...

Oh, and the Fredericks was for my wedding stuff... so pretty packaging for a later date, but, I'm... shaped funny... so I didn't get anything.

bifurcated conicals have a funny frustam do they?

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 5:48 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.
I'm going to say that honestly I'm thinking that

Warming = Burning Sensation

Burning = Diseases

Novel concept... I just don't know about all that...

Oh, and the Fredericks was for my wedding stuff... so pretty packaging for a later date, but, I'm... shaped funny... so I didn't get anything.
bifurcated conicals have a funny frustam do they?

No.. those aren't funnyshaped... it's the whole pear-shaped thing... isn't working when you are searching for a corset...

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 5:49 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.
I'm going to say that honestly I'm thinking that

Warming = Burning Sensation

Burning = Diseases

Novel concept... I just don't know about all that...

Oh, and the Fredericks was for my wedding stuff... so pretty packaging for a later date, but, I'm... shaped funny... so I didn't get anything.
bifurcated conicals have a funny frustam do they?
No.. those aren't funnyshaped... it's the whole pear-shaped thing... isn't working when you are searching for a corset...

you have no idea what a bifurcated conical is, do you?

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 5:51 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.
I'm going to say that honestly I'm thinking that

Warming = Burning Sensation

Burning = Diseases

Novel concept... I just don't know about all that...

Oh, and the Fredericks was for my wedding stuff... so pretty packaging for a later date, but, I'm... shaped funny... so I didn't get anything.
bifurcated conicals have a funny frustam do they?
No.. those aren't funnyshaped... it's the whole pear-shaped thing... isn't working when you are searching for a corset...
you have no idea what a bifurcated conical is, do you?

Nope. And too damn lazy to look it up.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 5:52 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.
I'm going to say that honestly I'm thinking that

Warming = Burning Sensation

Burning = Diseases

Novel concept... I just don't know about all that...

Oh, and the Fredericks was for my wedding stuff... so pretty packaging for a later date, but, I'm... shaped funny... so I didn't get anything.
bifurcated conicals have a funny frustam do they?
No.. those aren't funnyshaped... it's the whole pear-shaped thing... isn't working when you are searching for a corset...
you have no idea what a bifurcated conical is, do you?
Nope. And too damn lazy to look it up.

Let's just say that it has nothing to do with looking like Madonna a few years ago

Coconuts · Post by **Coconuts** » February 13, 2005 5:53 pm

DK, it's probably not you- I haven't had any luck at FoH, and I'm not shaped that funny.

But I'll be at the bar tomorrow- my recently widowed friend and I are going to go practice shooting guys down.

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 5:53 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote: I'm going to say that honestly I'm thinking that

Warming = Burning Sensation

Burning = Diseases

Novel concept... I just don't know about all that...

Oh, and the Fredericks was for my wedding stuff... so pretty packaging for a later date, but, I'm... shaped funny... so I didn't get anything.
bifurcated conicals have a funny frustam do they?
No.. those aren't funnyshaped... it's the whole pear-shaped thing... isn't working when you are searching for a corset...
you have no idea what a bifurcated conical is, do you?
Nope. And too damn lazy to look it up.
Let's just say that it has nothing to do with looking like Madonna a few years ago

Ok. We'll say that.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 5:53 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote: Let's just say that it has nothing to do with looking like Madonna a few years ago
Ok. We'll say that.

say ittttt sloooowwwweeeeerrrrrrr....

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 5:54 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote: Let's just say that it has nothing to do with looking like Madonna a few years ago
Ok. We'll say that.
say ittttt sloooowwwweeeeerrrrrrr....

O

K.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 5:56 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote: Let's just say that it has nothing to do with looking like Madonna a few years ago
Ok. We'll say that.
say ittttt sloooowwwweeeeerrrrrrr....

O
K.

too much emFASis on the wrong SyLAbul...

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 5:57 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote: Let's just say that it has nothing to do with looking like Madonna a few years ago
Ok. We'll say that.
say ittttt sloooowwwweeeeerrrrrrr....

O
K.
too much emFASis on the wrong SyLAbul...

I'm gonna have to look it up, aren't I?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 5:57 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote: Let's just say that it has nothing to do with looking like Madonna a few years ago
Ok. We'll say that.
say ittttt sloooowwwweeeeerrrrrrr....

O
K.
too much emFASis on the wrong SyLAbul...
I'm gonna have to look it up, aren't I?

yep

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 5:58 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote: Ok. We'll say that.
say ittttt sloooowwwweeeeerrrrrrr....

O
K.
too much emFASis on the wrong SyLAbul...
I'm gonna have to look it up, aren't I?
yep

damn.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 6:01 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
I'm gonna have to look it up, aren't I?
yep
damn.

one of the many benefits of a Jesuit education

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 6:02 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
I'm gonna have to look it up, aren't I?
yep
damn.
one of the many benefits of a Jesuit education

Webster doesn't quite cut it here...

Main Entry: bi·fur·cate
Pronunciation: 'bI-(")f&r-"kAt, bI-'f&r-
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing
Etymology: Medieval Latin bifurcatus, past participle of bifurcare, from Latin bifurcus two-pronged, from bi- + furca fork
transitive senses : to cause to divide into two branches or parts
intransitive senses : to divide into two branches or parts

Main Entry: con·i·cal
Pronunciation: 'kä-ni-k&l
Function: adjective
: resembling a cone especially in shape

But together makes no damn sense.... a little help?

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » February 13, 2005 6:03 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.
I'm going to say that honestly I'm thinking that

Warming = Burning Sensation

Burning = Diseases

Novel concept... I just don't know about all that...

Oh, and the Fredericks was for my wedding stuff... so pretty packaging for a later date, but, I'm... shaped funny... so I didn't get anything.

No buring, I promise. Auntie does not "do" pain in any way, shape or form.