Whatcha getting for Valentine's day?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 6:05 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.
I'm going to say that honestly I'm thinking that

Warming = Burning Sensation

Burning = Diseases

Novel concept... I just don't know about all that...

Oh, and the Fredericks was for my wedding stuff... so pretty packaging for a later date, but, I'm... shaped funny... so I didn't get anything.
No buring, I promise. Auntie does not "do" pain in any way, shape or form.

sure... that's not what's scrawled on the wall in the Men's Room at M'ville Orlando...

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 6:07 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.
I'm going to say that honestly I'm thinking that

Warming = Burning Sensation

Burning = Diseases

Novel concept... I just don't know about all that...

Oh, and the Fredericks was for my wedding stuff... so pretty packaging for a later date, but, I'm... shaped funny... so I didn't get anything.
No buring, I promise. Auntie does not "do" pain in any way, shape or form.
sure... that's not what's scrawled on the wall in the Men's Room at M'ville Orlando...

I was just at M'ville O'do. Well, Lone Palm anyway.. lunch of Jerk Wings and Coke. Yummy.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 6:09 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
I'm gonna have to look it up, aren't I?
yep
damn.
one of the many benefits of a Jesuit education
Webster doesn't quite cut it here...

Main Entry: bi·fur·cate
Pronunciation: 'bI-(")f&r-"kAt, bI-'f&r-
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing
Etymology: Medieval Latin bifurcatus, past participle of bifurcare, from Latin bifurcus two-pronged, from bi- + furca fork
transitive senses : to cause to divide into two branches or parts
intransitive senses : to divide into two branches or parts

Main Entry: con·i·cal
Pronunciation: 'kä-ni-k&l
Function: adjective
: resembling a cone especially in shape

But together makes no damn sense.... a little help?

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 6:12 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:

I don't get it... what's that have to do with me not being able to buy a bra?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 6:14 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
I don't get it... what's that have to do with me not being able to buy a bra?

try fitting a bra on that..

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 6:16 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
I don't get it... what's that have to do with me not being able to buy a bra?
try fitting a bra on that..

Why would you want to?

Coconuts · Post by **Coconuts** » February 13, 2005 6:17 pm

I don't really get it either. But I do think the self heating KY would make me cringe, one of those prepare to be waxed feelings...

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 6:19 pm

Coconuts wrote:I don't really get it either. But I do think the self heating KY would make me cringe, one of those prepare to be waxed feelings...

I hadn't even thought of that... but you're right... that wax is pretty warm.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 6:19 pm

Coconuts wrote:I don't really get it either. But I do think the self heating KY would make me cringe, one of those prepare to be waxed feelings...

I thought wax was supposed to bind, and remove; not slip and slide. At least for human usage other than on floors

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 6:20 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
I don't get it... what's that have to do with me not being able to buy a bra?
try fitting a bra on that..
Why would you want to?

That shape, is a bifurcated conical..

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 6:21 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
I don't get it... what's that have to do with me not being able to buy a bra?
try fitting a bra on that..
Why would you want to?
That shape, is a bifurcated conical..

it sure is.
Still don't get the bra-pipe connection...

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 6:22 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
I don't get it... what's that have to do with me not being able to buy a bra?
try fitting a bra on that..
Why would you want to?
That shape, is a bifurcated conical..
it sure is.
Still don't get the bra-pipe connection...

this is one of those "connect the dots" times, isn't it...

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 6:23 pm

RinglingRingling wrote: this is one of those "connect the dots" times, isn't it...

It just might be.

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 6:26 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote: this is one of those "connect the dots" times, isn't it...
It just might be.

but then you would not have had a lesson in linear chronological mechanics to help you later.

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 6:29 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote: this is one of those "connect the dots" times, isn't it...
It just might be.
but then you would not have had a lesson in linear chronological mechanics to help you later.

True.

1-----------2
|
|
4----------3

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 6:30 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote: this is one of those "connect the dots" times, isn't it...
It just might be.
but then you would not have had a lesson in linear chronological mechanics to help you later.
True.

1-----------2
|
|
4----------3

as printed, I am not connecting 1 and 4 for you. that would be like doing your homework

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » February 13, 2005 6:34 pm

RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote: this is one of those "connect the dots" times, isn't it...
It just might be.
but then you would not have had a lesson in linear chronological mechanics to help you later.
True.

1-----------2
|
|
4----------3

as printed, I am not connecting 1 and 4 for you. that would be like doing your homework

1 and 4 aren't so much the problem as 2 and 3 are...

fruityparrothead · Post by **fruityparrothead** » February 13, 2005 6:34 pm

I'll be getting NOTHING! Trust me...NOTHING!

It's depressing when the girls at work keep getting roses and jewelry and you are just sitting there "ooohhhing and aaahhhing" over their loot. Oh well...maybe someday.

Happy Valentine's Day to all my PH PHriends, though. I love you guys/gals.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » February 13, 2005 7:01 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.
I'm going to say that honestly I'm thinking that

Warming = Burning Sensation

Burning = Diseases

Novel concept... I just don't know about all that...

Oh, and the Fredericks was for my wedding stuff... so pretty packaging for a later date, but, I'm... shaped funny... so I didn't get anything.
No buring, I promise. Auntie does not "do" pain in any way, shape or form.

Not even hangovers????

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » February 13, 2005 7:13 pm

ragtopW wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
phjrsaunt wrote:The new KY Jelly that warms on contact with skin.
I'm going to say that honestly I'm thinking that

Warming = Burning Sensation

Burning = Diseases

Novel concept... I just don't know about all that...

Oh, and the Fredericks was for my wedding stuff... so pretty packaging for a later date, but, I'm... shaped funny... so I didn't get anything.
No buring, I promise. Auntie does not "do" pain in any way, shape or form.
Not even hangovers????

ever