Gwen Stefani isnt a real pirate

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » February 14, 2005 10:58 am

iuparrothead wrote:
a1aara wrote:
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:
IsleReef wrote:I have nothing but dirty perverted thoughts about her..................
Hey IsleReef, it seems like every time I go to post something about some hot or naked girl you are here Well I second that and add.
Gwen should get naked and show us her tattoos, then she could sing what ever she wants.
I think she needs a boob job.
She's already had one.

She should get her money back it didn't work

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » February 14, 2005 11:02 am

She was flat as a board before and now she probably has an A or very small B cup. Good for her for not going for Cs or Ds.

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » February 14, 2005 11:59 am

I'd slap an eye patch on her and let her play with my plank

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » February 14, 2005 12:22 pm

Ilph wrote:I'd slap an eye patch on her and let her play with my plank

That is frigin great I just laughed my a$$ off

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » February 14, 2005 1:10 pm

Gwen Stefani is proof of my argument that sometimes rock is not all about singing ability. Not that you can be free of talent. But frequently attitude, balls, charisma, etc.. are what determines success and what makes you a good rocker. She has that as does another fave chick singer of mine, Pink.
I don't know that Pat Benatar had the best voice. Just proving she could rock with the guys.

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » February 14, 2005 1:16 pm

OceanCityGirl wrote:Gwen Stefani is proof of my argument that sometimes rock is not all about singing ability. Not that you can be free of talent. But frequently attitude, balls, charisma, etc.. are what determines success and what makes you a good rocker. She has that as does another fave chick singer of mine, Pink.
I don't know that Pat Benatar had the best voice. Just proving she could rock with the guys.

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » February 14, 2005 1:19 pm

You don't have to have a set to have them. haha.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » February 14, 2005 1:21 pm

OceanCityGirl wrote: I don't know that Pat Benatar had the best voice.

Pat Benetar's voice was classically trained. She sang in some sort of philharmonic and operatic type stuff growing up and long before she became a rock star.

As for Gwen, yum. Boobs or no boobs. Yum.

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » February 14, 2005 1:34 pm

Pat Benetar's voice was classically trained. She sang in some sort of philharmonic and operatic type stuff growing up and long before she became a rock star.

cool info. Love Pat. I definitely like female rockers. It impresses me that they manage to succeed in a world so male dominated.

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » February 14, 2005 1:34 pm

I'll admit I even love Cher.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » February 14, 2005 1:35 pm

OceanCityGirl wrote:
Pat Benetar's voice was classically trained. She sang in some sort of philharmonic and operatic type stuff growing up and long before she became a rock star.

cool info. Love Pat. I definitely like female rockers. It impresses me that they manage to succeed in a world so male dominated.

'Cause chicks look cool and we have boobs.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » February 14, 2005 1:39 pm

OceanCityGirl wrote:
Pat Benetar's voice was classically trained. She sang in some sort of philharmonic and operatic type stuff growing up and long before she became a rock star.

cool info. Love Pat. I definitely like female rockers. It impresses me that they manage to succeed in a world so male dominated.

So male dominated???? And you are saying that on Valentines day? The day where men all over the world are screwed (Or not) if they do not do something.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » February 14, 2005 1:40 pm

buffettbride wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote: I don't know that Pat Benatar had the best voice.
Pat Benetar's voice was classically trained. She sang in some sort of philharmonic and operatic type stuff growing up and long before she became a rock star.

As for Gwen, yum. Boobs or no boobs. Yum.

Pat Benatar grew up on LI.
Gwen Stefani has nothing going for her, in my opinion. Average looks, mediocre singer. Nothing to see here, move along.

OceanCityGirl · Post by **OceanCityGirl** » February 14, 2005 1:55 pm

So male dominated???? And you are saying that on Valentines day? The day where men all over the world are screwed (Or not) if they do not do something.

But I bet Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler will get some if they want it today. Whether they bring home the chocolates or not. Cause they're guys and rock stars.

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » February 14, 2005 1:59 pm

buffettbride wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote: I don't know that Pat Benatar had the best voice.
Pat Benetar's voice was classically trained. She sang in some sort of philharmonic and operatic type stuff growing up and long before she became a rock star.

As for Gwen, yum. Boobs or no boobs. Yum.

Pat Benatar (another Long Islander) was classically trained and she has an 8 octive range................. There is no other female rocker (Ann Wilson comes close) who has that gift.............

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » February 14, 2005 2:39 pm

IsleReef wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote: I don't know that Pat Benatar had the best voice.
Pat Benetar's voice was classically trained. She sang in some sort of philharmonic and operatic type stuff growing up and long before she became a rock star.

As for Gwen, yum. Boobs or no boobs. Yum.
Pat Benatar (another Long Islander) was classically trained and she has an 8 octive range................. There is no other female rocker (Ann Wilson comes close) who has that gift.............

What about that other chick from Long Guyland, Mariah Carey??
She has a voice like a dog whistle

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » February 14, 2005 2:43 pm

Lightning Bolt wrote:
IsleReef wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote: I don't know that Pat Benatar had the best voice.
Pat Benetar's voice was classically trained. She sang in some sort of philharmonic and operatic type stuff growing up and long before she became a rock star.

As for Gwen, yum. Boobs or no boobs. Yum.
Pat Benatar (another Long Islander) was classically trained and she has an 8 octive range................. There is no other female rocker (Ann Wilson comes close) who has that gift.............
What about that other chick from Long Guyland, Mariah Carey??
She has a voice like a dog whistle

I would sooner chew on broken glass and stick pins in my eyes rather than hearing that shreik of a voice........... (Another Long Islander, but I can't stand her.................)

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » February 14, 2005 2:52 pm

OceanCityGirl wrote:
So male dominated???? And you are saying that on Valentines day? The day where men all over the world are screwed (Or not) if they do not do something.
But I bet Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler will get some if they want it today. Whether they bring home the chocolates or not. Cause they're guys and rock stars.

That's only because some women are dumb enough to get horizontal with them only because they're rock stars. If they were cab drivers most of the women who've done them would probably be afraid to get in the cab with them.

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » February 14, 2005 2:53 pm

LIPH wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote:
So male dominated???? And you are saying that on Valentines day? The day where men all over the world are screwed (Or not) if they do not do something.
But I bet Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler will get some if they want it today. Whether they bring home the chocolates or not. Cause they're guys and rock stars.
That's only because some women are dumb enough to get horizontal with them only because they're rock stars. If they were cab drivers most of the women who've done them would probably be afraid to get in the cab with them.

Yeah............... Cab drivers smell bad........... Larry Knows............

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » February 14, 2005 3:02 pm

IsleReef wrote:
Lightning Bolt wrote:
IsleReef wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote: I don't know that Pat Benatar had the best voice.
Pat Benetar's voice was classically trained. She sang in some sort of philharmonic and operatic type stuff growing up and long before she became a rock star.

As for Gwen, yum. Boobs or no boobs. Yum.
Pat Benatar (another Long Islander) was classically trained and she has an 8 octive range................. There is no other female rocker (Ann Wilson comes close) who has that gift.............
What about that other chick from Long Guyland, Mariah Carey??
She has a voice like a dog whistle
I would sooner chew on broken glass and stick pins in my eyes rather than hearing that shreik of a voice........... (Another Long Islander, but I can't stand her.................)

wait a sec, Reef.... I thought, a minute ago, you were calling that kinda voice A GIFT

And let's face it, Mariah doesn't need a boob job ( or, maybe I should say, another one!)