Why is life so terrible?

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » February 15, 2005 3:35 pm

Edit: Oh yeah....and this misdirected anger is not directed at Jahfin at all....so don't ya'll go thinking I'm starting an anti-Jahfin contingency. This is about those at BN who's lives s*ck. I don't think Jah qualifies in that category.

So, I've been wondering, since finding stuff to b*tch about on BN is definitely not in short supply, am I making a wrong assumption that some of ya'll must have lives that just truly s*ck. I mean, really, tell us why life is so terrible. That must be it.

My life s*cks sometimes, and I definitely have my moments....but I'm thinking some of ya'll out there have some really lousy lives. Instead of just b*tching and moaning in any thread you can get your hands on....just say it here why your life is so terrible that you have to make a total a$$ of yourself at BN. And yes, you do look like a total a$$. And I'm not talking about the run-of-the mill thread hijacking or attempt at child-like antics. Although they are not always generally received positively at BN, they are good natured and fun.

So, tell us what in your life made you this way. Maybe we can get to the root of this problem and really, truly help you.

By now you are probably sitting there, thinking "Well shucks BB, my life is not that terrible." Then this thread is not for you. Your life does not s*uck.

But, if you are sitting there reading this thread and thinking, "Well golly-gee BB, you are right-on. My life is terrible. I take it out on people who are only virtual to me because I have nothing better to do and am so freaking closed-minded that I can't possibly keep my mouth shut (or fingers from typing, whatever) when someone posts something I don't care for. I am such a scarred person that I can't even take part in a meanful, peaceful debate. I have absolutely no sense of humor and refuse to see ANYTHING funny about antics on BN. Everything I say has to be argumentative and in the form of an attack." If this is you, then let it all out.

I might just give you a hug, like in Good Will Hunting, and tell you "It's not your fault."

Anyway...carry on, and thanks for letting me vent. Now I don't have to unleash my PMS on my husband.

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » February 15, 2005 3:38 pm

Well, it all started this one time at band camp...

(beat ya to it)

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » February 15, 2005 3:38 pm

Some days sukk worse than others, but overall, my life is good. I'm just admittedly very immature.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » February 15, 2005 3:40 pm

Mal are you menstral again?

My life is a joy, I just have a twisted sense of humor.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » February 15, 2005 3:40 pm

rednekkPH wrote:Well, it all started this one time at band camp...

(beat ya to it)

Oh Frankie...I wasn't talking about you!

But what about this band camp you speak of???? Is there a newsletter to which I might subscribe?

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » February 15, 2005 3:40 pm

iuparrothead wrote:Some days sukk worse than others, but overall, my life is good. I'm just admittedly very immature.

Yeah, what she said...

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » February 15, 2005 3:42 pm

PHBeerman wrote:Mal are you menstral again?

My life is a joy, I just have a twisted sense of humor.

If your life is even mediocre, then I can't help you.

I'm really trying to reach out and help the people that admit that their life is worthless garbage and that's why they are a rude, mean person.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » February 15, 2005 3:44 pm

buffettbride wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:Mal are you menstral again?

My life is a joy, I just have a twisted sense of humor.
If your life is even mediocre, then I can't help you.

I'm really trying to reach out and help the people that admit that their life is worthless garbage and that's why they are a rude, mean person.

so you're saying that you have developed a 12 step program??

jollymon345 · Post by **jollymon345** » February 15, 2005 3:44 pm

Is this meant for anyone in particular? My life does not s***. How dare you imply that it does. I am not a mean person. Look, just because I am a sanitation engineer does not me my life is garbage. You have some nerve.

jollymon345 · Post by **jollymon345** » February 15, 2005 3:46 pm

You mean I can't even say s*ck. But Jah can call somebody an asshat. What the h**l is up with that.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » February 15, 2005 3:47 pm

ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:Mal are you menstral again?

My life is a joy, I just have a twisted sense of humor.
If your life is even mediocre, then I can't help you.

I'm really trying to reach out and help the people that admit that their life is worthless garbage and that's why they are a rude, mean person.

so you're saying that you have developed a 12 step program??

Ummmmmm sure.

Steps 1-12 are all "Pull your head out of you-know-where and stop being so freaking mean and nasty".

Then I'll just slap 'em around for a little while.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » February 15, 2005 3:49 pm

jollymon345 wrote:Is this meant for anyone in particular? My life does not s***. How dare you imply that it does. I am not a mean person. Look, just because I am a sanitation engineer does not me my life is garbage. You have some nerve.

Nope. Not for anyone in particular. I really just want to see how many people are willing to fess up to the fact that their lives are terrible and that's why they are mean and nasty.

So far, no one has said that their life is terrible, so I'm assuming that all the mean people are gonna knock it the f-off because they know I'm on to them.

Either that, or they'll seek assistance to my aforementioned 12 step program.

phtnt · Post by **phtnt** » February 15, 2005 3:52 pm

My life isn't terrible so this does not apply to me

rednekkPH · Post by **rednekkPH** » February 15, 2005 3:56 pm

phtnt wrote:My life isn't terrible so this does not apply to me

You're right...I've seen your wife. You have no right to complain about anything...ever.

*toasty smiley* Hiya Tim!

phtnt · Post by **phtnt** » February 15, 2005 4:00 pm

rednekkPH wrote:
phtnt wrote:My life isn't terrible so this does not apply to me
You're right...I've seen your wife. You have no right to complain about anything...ever.

*toasty smiley* Hiya Tim!

you got that right!

jollymon345 · Post by **jollymon345** » February 15, 2005 4:03 pm

phtnt wrote:
rednekkPH wrote:
phtnt wrote:My life isn't terrible so this does not apply to me
You're right...I've seen your wife. You have no right to complain about anything...ever.

*toasty smiley* Hiya Tim!
you got that right!

So you got a hot wife huh! I like you a lot better now.

7lords · Post by **7lords** » February 15, 2005 4:06 pm

My life is not terrible

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » February 15, 2005 4:07 pm

7lords wrote:My life is not terrible

You have a hot wife too. I'm beginning to see the connection here.

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » February 15, 2005 4:08 pm

Polls, polls, and more polls.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » February 15, 2005 4:08 pm

land_shark3 wrote:Polls, polls, and more polls.

Is your life terrible?