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Posted: February 18, 2005 5:33 pm
by Lightning Bolt
Actually....
oh never mind
I got over it!
Posted: February 18, 2005 5:38 pm
by creeky
Lightning Bolt wrote:creeky wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:Turns out I am a FASCINATING individual (news to me?)
I own an award-winning martial arts dojo, am a veteran Australian Super V8 sportscar racer, am currently the backup goaltender
on the Middlesbrough football club in the English Premier League, and my favorite....
assistant cheerleading coach at the University of Alabama
(Let's kick higher, ladies!!
)
Are you Peter Brock?
nope, keep tryin...
Allan Moffatt
Dick Johnson
Allan Grice
I am out of aussie V8 veteran names
Posted: February 18, 2005 5:39 pm
by Bocanut
Janet Reno!
Posted: February 18, 2005 5:39 pm
by sonofabeach
Bocanut wrote:Peter North???
hey that reminds me of an old Bellamy Brothers song:
"just let your love flow.....like a mountain stream"
Posted: February 18, 2005 5:41 pm
by Desdamona
nycparrothead wrote:Desdamona wrote:Oh, and I don't remember my "interesting and enjoyable" stay in Prague either...
I have heard that the beer there can cause some immense blackouts...
That might explain it.
Posted: February 18, 2005 5:44 pm
by PHBeerman
Bocanut wrote:Type in Troy's name and you get this"
February 18, 2005
It's official, Phbeerman is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Phbeerman achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Phbeerman remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Phbeerman is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Phbeerman was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Phbeerman said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
Bet you wish your Viagra would let you do this.
I am the king.
Posted: February 18, 2005 5:45 pm
by Bocanut
Yes you do a lot of sitting on a throne!
Posted: February 18, 2005 7:09 pm
by redwinemaker
I learned 2 things:
There is no one else with my name
I am still the winemaker at Napa Cellars...
Posted: February 18, 2005 7:21 pm
by Lightning Bolt
redwinemaker wrote:I learned 2 things:
There is no one else with my name
I am still the winemaker at Napa Cellars...
I understand your mixed feelings -
You may have a completely unique name
, or at least are the most notable person who owns it, but...
you end up notable for the completely wrong reason!!
If you're me, and you have one the most common surnames in the english-speaking world,
looking yourself up on Google can kinda make your head spin!
Posted: February 18, 2005 7:22 pm
by tikitatas
Lightning Bolt wrote:
If you're me, and you have one the most common surnames in the english-speaking world,
looking yourself up on Google can kinda make your head spin!
Jones? Smith? Brown?
Posted: February 18, 2005 7:24 pm
by Lightning Bolt
tikitatas wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:
If you're me, and you have one the most common surnames in the english-speaking world,
looking yourself up on Google can kinda make your head spin!
Jones? Smith? Brown?
You are 1/3 correct!
Posted: February 18, 2005 7:32 pm
by tikitatas
Well, I'm a Smith, so I figured I KNOW how that common last name can make Google a real circus!!!
Posted: February 18, 2005 7:36 pm
by tikitatas
According to Google, I own an art gallery in N.C., am a dean of a law school in QLD, Australia, a professor of biology and a veteran broadcaster.
Hey, I'd do any of that!
Posted: February 18, 2005 7:47 pm
by Lightning Bolt
I'm not a Smith
, but my sister married a Smith.
Their wedding invitations made everyone chuckle.
(for those who could remember the early '70's t.v. western,
"Alias,......"
Posted: February 18, 2005 7:49 pm
by tikitatas
Lightning Bolt wrote:I'm not a Smith
, but my sister married a Smith.
Their wedding invitations made everyone chuckle.
(for those who could remember the early '70's t.v. western,
"Alias,......"
Alias, Smith and Jones!!!
Hey, that's OK, my better half is a Brown!!!!
Posted: February 18, 2005 8:43 pm
by creeky
Lightning Bolt wrote:tikitatas wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:
If you're me, and you have one the most common surnames in the english-speaking world,
looking yourself up on Google can kinda make your head spin!
Jones? Smith? Brown?
You are 1/3 correct!
Alan the first name???
Posted: February 18, 2005 8:44 pm
by creeky
tikitatas wrote:According to Google, I own an art gallery in N.C., am a dean of a law school in QLD, Australia, a professor of biology and a veteran broadcaster.
Hey, I'd do any of that!
Well if I ever get in trouble with the law here - I will give you a holler
Posted: February 18, 2005 8:46 pm
by creeky
Here is the campground named after me
and here is someone riding me
Posted: February 18, 2005 8:49 pm
by Sidew13
Posted: February 18, 2005 8:50 pm
by Lightning Bolt
creeky wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:tikitatas wrote:Lightning Bolt wrote:
If you're me, and you have one the most common surnames in the english-speaking world,
looking yourself up on Google can kinda make your head spin!
Jones? Smith? Brown?
You are 1/3 correct!
Alan the first name???
Try again.... Alan Jones was a famous F1 driver from a few decades back.
This Jones is a current driver, and a pretty fair one at that!
