The Final Test: Chastity

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FinsUp328
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The Final Test: Chastity

Post by FinsUp328 »

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final
test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally
bare, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big
breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis
and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when
she danced in front of them would not be ordained
because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate,
with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response
from all the priests until she got to the final priest.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it
flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, the last priest took a few steps forward,
and bent over to pick it up.

Then, all the other bells started to ring........
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Post by DonnaKayDunbar »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:
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Post by citcat »

:o :lol:
Anybody else think this threadjoke was a funny about Cher's daughter? :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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Post by IsleReef »

Nice Bri............. :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Ilph »

:o :o :o :o :o
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