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MONKEY BOY HAS BEEN ARRESTED ! !
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:30 pm
by balcony girls
lLocal law officials in the quaint township of Alpena MI have confirmed they now have in custody said individual known only as " Monkey Boy ". They say he is the primary suspect in the recent rash of drive-by humpings.
Area residents have been on alert for the last 14 days and late Friday afternoon Farmer Jones came up with the evidence prosecutors needed to put this henious individual behind bars. Seems like the 82 year old Jones was feeding his goats when he noticed the "smoking gun ". A blue, size large Velcro glove was still attached to Bessie, the 10 time Blue Ribbon winner from last year's State Fair.
Evidence was taken from the glove and immediately made a hit on the FBI's watch list . Altho Bessie and her stall mates were not available for comment, below is an artist's drawing of their reaction to the news . . .
in alphabetical order, starting with Bessie . . . . .
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no word yet on the suspect's release . . .bail has been denied . . . .
The streets are again filled with women and children, but all livestock remains in protective custody . . .
more at 6:00 p.m. . . . .
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:31 pm
by tikitatas
Were there any discarded rubber boots?
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:32 pm
by tikitatas
Or a knocked-over STEPLADDER???
Re: MONKEY BOY HAS BEEN ARRESTED ! !
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:34 pm
by land_shark3
balcony girls wrote:. . .bail has been denied . . . .
THANK GOODNESS!!!
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:34 pm
by creeky
He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:34 pm
by Mr Play
Here's the picture from the article;
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:35 pm
by tikitatas
creeky wrote:He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Creeks,
We MAY be the only ones who GET that!!!
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:37 pm
by creeky
tikitatas wrote:creeky wrote:He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Creeks,
We MAY be the only one who GETS that!!!
Only problem would be ... he would have to wait in line ...
(and so what if we are the only ones that get it - its sometimes fun to confuse the American's
)
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:38 pm
by tikitatas
creeky wrote:tikitatas wrote:creeky wrote:He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Creeks,
We MAY be the only ones who GET that!!!
Only problem would be ... he would have to wait in line ...
(and so what if we are the only ones that get it - its sometimes fun to confuse the American's
)
ONYA!!!
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:40 pm
by creeky
tikitatas wrote:creeky wrote:tikitatas wrote:creeky wrote:He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Creeks,
We MAY be the only ones who GET that!!!
Only problem would be ... he would have to wait in line ...
(and so what if we are the only ones that get it - its sometimes fun to confuse the American's
)
ONYA!!!
I have learnt ... that the majority - if they dont get it - they will ignore it!!
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:40 pm
by LIPH
tikitatas wrote:creeky wrote:He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Creeks,
We MAY be the only ones who GET that!!!
New Zealand, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:41 pm
by buffettbride
LIPH wrote:tikitatas wrote:creeky wrote:He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Creeks,
We MAY be the only ones who GET that!!!
New Zealand, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
I thought that was Wyoming.
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:43 pm
by PHBeerman
tikitatas wrote:creeky wrote:He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Creeks,
We MAY be the only ones who GET that!!!
Creeky is just upset because the All Blacks always beat up on the Aussies.
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:43 pm
by LIPH
buffettbride wrote:LIPH wrote:tikitatas wrote:creeky wrote:He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Creeks,
We MAY be the only ones who GET that!!!
New Zealand, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
I thought that was Wyoming.
It's actually Boise, but only on June 13th.
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:43 pm
by PHBeerman
LIPH wrote:buffettbride wrote:LIPH wrote:tikitatas wrote:creeky wrote:He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Creeks,
We MAY be the only ones who GET that!!!
New Zealand, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
I thought that was Wyoming.
It's actually Boise, but only on June 13th.
Jusne 14th actually.
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:43 pm
by buffettbride
LIPH wrote:buffettbride wrote:LIPH wrote:tikitatas wrote:creeky wrote:He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Creeks,
We MAY be the only ones who GET that!!!
New Zealand, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
I thought that was Wyoming.
It's actually Boise, but only on June 13th.
That blue turf must double as velcro.
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:44 pm
by creeky
PHBeerman wrote:tikitatas wrote:creeky wrote:He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Creeks,
We MAY be the only ones who GET that!!!
Creeky is just upset because the All Blacks always beat up on the Aussies.
Not upset at all - have you seen the results of us v NZ in cricket, league, netball .... need I go on? WE ARE SUPERIOR!
(and we can count to ten without saying sex)
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:46 pm
by LIPH
buffettbride wrote:LIPH wrote:buffettbride wrote:LIPH wrote:tikitatas wrote:creeky wrote:He should move to New Zealand ....... no worries there!
Creeks,
We MAY be the only ones who GET that!!!
New Zealand, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
I thought that was Wyoming.
It's actually Boise, but only on June 13th.
That blue turf must double as velcro.
Monica Lewinsky - blue dress
shepherds - blue balls
Boise - blue turf
I'm seeing a pattern here.
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:47 pm
by buffettbride
LIPH wrote:buffettbride wrote:LIPH wrote:buffettbride wrote:LIPH wrote:tikitatas wrote:
Creeks,
We MAY be the only ones who GET that!!!
New Zealand, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
I thought that was Wyoming.
It's actually Boise, but only on June 13th.
That blue turf must double as velcro.
Monica Lewinsky - blue dress
shepherds - blue balls
Boise - blue turf
I'm seeing a pattern here.
Nothin' gets by Larry the Lawyer.
Posted: March 4, 2005 3:51 pm
by tikitatas
Mal, is Larry ever BLUE???
