AM I A DRUNK???
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chibears
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AM I A DRUNK???
I just woke up and my body feels like it got run over by a Mack Truck and my head now has its own pulse. My beer googles were in full effect. I am never drinking again and I have to tee off in two hours and probably drink more beers. GOD HELP ME!!!
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Re: AM I A DRUNK???
whatever you do, don't wake "her"...chibears wrote:I just woke up and my body feels like it got run over by a Mack Truck and my head now has its own pulse. My beer googles were in full effect. I am never drinking again and I have to tee off in two hours and probably drink more beers. GOD HELP ME!!!
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Yes you are a drunk............ Now slam back a couple and you will feel better............ Later on, drink lots of water or fruit juice, pop an Advil (NOT A TYLENOL- very bad for the liver with alcohol in the system) and get some good rest.............. All will be fine......... 
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iuparrothead
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Nope. I knew full well the dudes I was talking to weren't cute... and that didn't change the entire night. Although, I think I had one of them thinking he was hot... I love to build them up then shoot them down! So much fun!ragtopW wrote:iuparrothead wrote:No.ZeroDuval wrote:Were you out with IU last night....
But what's the big deal? I always feel that way in the am....... wussie!![]()
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beer goggles on last night Ann?????
they were for me.
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Beachbum_29
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I think I saw a few of them last night as well.iuparrothead wrote:Nope. I knew full well the dudes I was talking to weren't cute... and that didn't change the entire night. Although, I think I had one of them thinking he was hot... I love to build them up then shoot them down! So much fun!ragtopW wrote:iuparrothead wrote:No.ZeroDuval wrote:Were you out with IU last night....
But what's the big deal? I always feel that way in the am....... wussie!![]()
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beer goggles on last night Ann?????
they were for me.![]()
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iuparrothead
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Well, the same guy that was starting to think he was hot, really got shot down fast when he told me that he was a trial lawyer. I aksed him if he'd ever sue a lawyer and he said no, but he would. I said... good night.Beachbum_29 wrote:I think I saw a few of them last night as well.iuparrothead wrote:Nope. I knew full well the dudes I was talking to weren't cute... and that didn't change the entire night. Although, I think I had one of them thinking he was hot... I love to build them up then shoot them down! So much fun!ragtopW wrote:iuparrothead wrote:No.ZeroDuval wrote:Were you out with IU last night....
But what's the big deal? I always feel that way in the am....... wussie!![]()
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beer goggles on last night Ann?????
they were for me.![]()
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Note to self.... don't let IUP convince me that she thinks I'm hot....iuparrothead wrote:Nope. I knew full well the dudes I was talking to weren't cute... and that didn't change the entire night. Although, I think I had one of them thinking he was hot... I love to build them up then shoot them down! So much fun!ragtopW wrote:iuparrothead wrote:No.ZeroDuval wrote:Were you out with IU last night....
But what's the big deal? I always feel that way in the am....... wussie!![]()
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beer goggles on last night Ann?????
they were for me.![]()
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Ilph wrote:Note to self.... don't let IUP convince me that she thinks I'm hot....iuparrothead wrote:Nope. I knew full well the dudes I was talking to weren't cute... and that didn't change the entire night. Although, I think I had one of them thinking he was hot... I love to build them up then shoot them down! So much fun!ragtopW wrote:iuparrothead wrote:No.ZeroDuval wrote:Were you out with IU last night....
But what's the big deal? I always feel that way in the am....... wussie!![]()
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beer goggles on last night Ann?????
they were for me.![]()
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iuparrothead
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What the hell!? I meant to say that I asked the lawyer if he'd ever sue a DOCTOR... not another lawyer... Hell, I wish more lawyers would sue other lawyers and then they can just shoot each other and eliminate themselves from the planet.
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Ahem!...this "might" qualify..
chibears wrote: I tried working out once, but found it cut severely into my drinking time. So then I thought to myself, why not combine the two. I brought my beers in with me and started to run on the treadmill and throw back a few as I ran. Soon I noticed this was frowned upon![]()
so I now just sit in an uncomfortable chair in a local bar and and throw back a few. I have noticed many more people smile at me in a bar
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than in the gym.
Its a win win if you ask me.
Cheers!!!

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