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mmmmmm. Jello Shots.rednekkPH wrote:Yeah, plus the table isn't lined with jello shot cups, and nobody is dirty from falling down...PHBeerman wrote:That must have been really early on. I don't have that hat on that one of the Canadians gave to me.rednekkPH wrote: I was just gonna ask why Troy was leaning on my fine machine
Speak for yourself there counselor.................. I have great feet and I shave my toes......................LIPH wrote:There's no good reason to ever wear flip-flops. That f'n slappy sound they make when you walk is enough to make ME want to buy a gun. And most people have ugly feet.
Oh dear lord...we have 2 Daniels here...IsleReef wrote:Speak for yourself there counselor.................. I have great feet and I shave my toes......................LIPH wrote:There's no good reason to ever wear flip-flops. That f'n slappy sound they make when you walk is enough to make ME want to buy a gun. And most people have ugly feet.
Flip-flops are a sore spot with me. We have a business casual dress code at the firm and in the summer some women wear flip-flops. I don't care which half-a$$ed designer's name you slap on them or how much you jack up the price, they're still flip-flops. If men have to wear real shoes, women should too. Don't show up for work at a law firm wearing flip-flops and capri pants then complain about how people don't take you seriously. Maybe if you didn't dress like you were getting ready to go to a picnic that wouldn't be the case.PHBeerman wrote:You just hate them because you cannot wear socks.LIPH wrote:There's no good reason to ever wear flip-flops. That f'n slappy sound they make when you walk is enough to make ME want to buy a gun. And most people have ugly feet.
Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering and keep body hair under control......... Every other month, I get the wife to shave my back for me..........(Only in the summer time).............rednekkPH wrote:Oh dear lord...we have 2 Daniels here...IsleReef wrote:Speak for yourself there counselor.................. I have great feet and I shave my toes......................LIPH wrote:There's no good reason to ever wear flip-flops. That f'n slappy sound they make when you walk is enough to make ME want to buy a gun. And most people have ugly feet.
LIPH wrote:Flip-flops are a sore spot with me. We have a business casual dress code at the firm and in the summer some women wear flip-flops. I don't care which half-a$$ed designer's name you slap on them or how much you jack up the price, they're still flip-flops. If men have to wear real shoes, women should too. Don't show up for work at a law firm wearing flip-flops and capri pants then complain about how people don't take you seriously. Maybe if you didn't dress like you were getting ready to go to a picnic that wouldn't be the case.PHBeerman wrote:You just hate them because you cannot wear socks.LIPH wrote:There's no good reason to ever wear flip-flops. That f'n slappy sound they make when you walk is enough to make ME want to buy a gun. And most people have ugly feet.
I feel much better now. Carry on.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ha Ha Ha Ha.................... Larry is backed up!!!!!!!!!! Dude, a little more fiber in the diet as you get into the golden years will make all the difference............... (So my mom says)ph4ever wrote:LIPH wrote:Flip-flops are a sore spot with me. We have a business casual dress code at the firm and in the summer some women wear flip-flops. I don't care which half-a$$ed designer's name you slap on them or how much you jack up the price, they're still flip-flops. If men have to wear real shoes, women should too. Don't show up for work at a law firm wearing flip-flops and capri pants then complain about how people don't take you seriously. Maybe if you didn't dress like you were getting ready to go to a picnic that wouldn't be the case.PHBeerman wrote:You just hate them because you cannot wear socks.LIPH wrote:There's no good reason to ever wear flip-flops. That f'n slappy sound they make when you walk is enough to make ME want to buy a gun. And most people have ugly feet.
I feel much better now. Carry on.
have you pooped today?? I know constipation tends to make old people cranky
I did not say polish now did I.................... I shave em'.............LIPH wrote:You polish your nads? I don't think I needed to know that.IsleReef wrote:Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering
my life is now completeIsleReef wrote:I did not say polish now did I.................... I shave em'.............LIPH wrote:You polish your nads? I don't think I needed to know that.IsleReef wrote:Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering
I was glad to help...................ph4ever wrote:my life is now completeIsleReef wrote:I did not say polish now did I.................... I shave em'.............LIPH wrote:You polish your nads? I don't think I needed to know that.IsleReef wrote:Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering
But how do they glimmer if you don't buff them a little?IsleReef wrote:I did not say polish now did I.................... I shave em'.............LIPH wrote:You polish your nads? I don't think I needed to know that.IsleReef wrote:Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering
criscoLIPH wrote:But how do they glimmer if you don't buff them a little?IsleReef wrote:I did not say polish now did I.................... I shave em'.............LIPH wrote:You polish your nads? I don't think I needed to know that.IsleReef wrote:Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering
You should have her wax your back- it lasts longer. I wax hubby's back after a good night of drankin and he doesn't feel a thing. However, I would not recommend waxing the nads. Sounds painful!IsleReef wrote:Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering and keep body hair under control......... Every other month, I get the wife to shave my back for me..........(Only in the summer time).............rednekkPH wrote:Oh dear lord...we have 2 Daniels here...IsleReef wrote:Speak for yourself there counselor.................. I have great feet and I shave my toes......................LIPH wrote:There's no good reason to ever wear flip-flops. That f'n slappy sound they make when you walk is enough to make ME want to buy a gun. And most people have ugly feet.
Connie and I would love to share our private-part waxing experiences, wouldn't we?shakerofsalt wrote:You should have her wax your back- it lasts longer. I wax hubby's back after a good night of drankin and he doesn't feel a thing. However, I would not recommend waxing the nads. Sounds painful!IsleReef wrote:Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering and keep body hair under control......... Every other month, I get the wife to shave my back for me..........(Only in the summer time).............rednekkPH wrote:Oh dear lord...we have 2 Daniels here...IsleReef wrote:Speak for yourself there counselor.................. I have great feet and I shave my toes......................LIPH wrote:There's no good reason to ever wear flip-flops. That f'n slappy sound they make when you walk is enough to make ME want to buy a gun. And most people have ugly feet.
buffettbride wrote:Connie and I would love to share our private-part waxing experiences, wouldn't we?shakerofsalt wrote:You should have her wax your back- it lasts longer. I wax hubby's back after a good night of drankin and he doesn't feel a thing. However, I would not recommend waxing the nads. Sounds painful!IsleReef wrote:Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering and keep body hair under control......... Every other month, I get the wife to shave my back for me..........(Only in the summer time).............rednekkPH wrote:Oh dear lord...we have 2 Daniels here...IsleReef wrote:Speak for yourself there counselor.................. I have great feet and I shave my toes......................LIPH wrote:There's no good reason to ever wear flip-flops. That f'n slappy sound they make when you walk is enough to make ME want to buy a gun. And most people have ugly feet.
i don't wear underwear. it sticks to the wax.ph4ever wrote:buffettbride wrote:Connie and I would love to share our private-part waxing experiences, wouldn't we?shakerofsalt wrote:You should have her wax your back- it lasts longer. I wax hubby's back after a good night of drankin and he doesn't feel a thing. However, I would not recommend waxing the nads. Sounds painful!IsleReef wrote:Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering and keep body hair under control......... Every other month, I get the wife to shave my back for me..........(Only in the summer time).............rednekkPH wrote:Oh dear lord...we have 2 Daniels here...IsleReef wrote: Speak for yourself there counselor.................. I have great feet and I shave my toes......................
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