i blew out my flipflop

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » March 9, 2005 5:46 pm

buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
IsleReef wrote:
rednekkPH wrote: Oh dear lord...we have 2 Daniels here...
Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering and keep body hair under control......... Every other month, I get the wife to shave my back for me..........(Only in the summer time).............
You should have her wax your back- it lasts longer. I wax hubby's back after a good night of drankin and he doesn't feel a thing. However, I would not recommend waxing the nads. Sounds painful!
Connie and I would love to share our private-part waxing experiences, wouldn't we?

keyboard, monitor, shoes and panties please
i don't wear underwear. it sticks to the wax.

I spit thank you very much!!!

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 9, 2005 5:47 pm

ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
IsleReef wrote: Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering and keep body hair under control......... Every other month, I get the wife to shave my back for me..........(Only in the summer time).............
You should have her wax your back- it lasts longer. I wax hubby's back after a good night of drankin and he doesn't feel a thing. However, I would not recommend waxing the nads. Sounds painful!
Connie and I would love to share our private-part waxing experiences, wouldn't we?

keyboard, monitor, shoes and panties please
i don't wear underwear. it sticks to the wax.
I spit thank you very much!!!

are you sure? i coulda swore you said you swallowed? don't you remember? CNN?

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » March 9, 2005 5:51 pm

ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote:
IsleReef wrote: Dude, the body is more maintenence than my car.............. Gotta keep the toes clean, nads looking glimmering and keep body hair under control......... Every other month, I get the wife to shave my back for me..........(Only in the summer time).............
You should have her wax your back- it lasts longer. I wax hubby's back after a good night of drankin and he doesn't feel a thing. However, I would not recommend waxing the nads. Sounds painful!
Connie and I would love to share our private-part waxing experiences, wouldn't we?

keyboard, monitor, shoes and panties please
i don't wear underwear. it sticks to the wax.
I spit thank you very much!!!

What????????

Who spits, why, where, when?????? Baby Jesus must be crying.................

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » March 9, 2005 5:53 pm

buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
shakerofsalt wrote: You should have her wax your back- it lasts longer. I wax hubby's back after a good night of drankin and he doesn't feel a thing. However, I would not recommend waxing the nads. Sounds painful!
Connie and I would love to share our private-part waxing experiences, wouldn't we?

keyboard, monitor, shoes and panties please
i don't wear underwear. it sticks to the wax.
I spit thank you very much!!!
are you sure? i coulda swore you said you swallowed? don't you remember? CNN?

let me rephrase - I literally spit out the sip of water I just took

Brown Eyed Girl · Post by **Brown Eyed Girl** » March 9, 2005 5:58 pm

Oh. My. Gawd.

Thanks guys...been sitting here worrying about the doc appt I have in 45 minutes and really needed that laugh.

jollymon · Post by **jollymon** » March 9, 2005 6:48 pm

HOLY COW people!

here I thought talking about thongs was embarassing......this thread has taken a "off the deep end" turn.

Wow.......

Parrotheadpressgrl · Post by **Parrotheadpressgrl** » March 9, 2005 6:54 pm

I love flip flops! It's kind of sick though how many pairs I have.....you really don't want to know.

kimbug · Post by **kimbug** » March 9, 2005 6:59 pm

Sheesh... I read the first page of this thread earlier... glad I finally
got to the other pages... That's some funny stuff!

flip-flops, flip-flops all over the place
up to my elbows, up to my face!

I have to many pairs to mention, and I also get
most of mine at Wal-mart.

I was so excited a few weeks ago, I blew out my fav
pair... first time blowing out a flip-flop!

Usually the dog just gets them...

jollymon · Post by **jollymon** » March 9, 2005 7:17 pm

Parrotheadpressgrl wrote:I love flip flops! It's kind of sick though how many pairs I have.....you really don't want to know.

Oh do tell......everything is safe in THIS thread! LOL

Parrotheadpressgrl · Post by **Parrotheadpressgrl** » March 9, 2005 7:24 pm

jollymon wrote:
Parrotheadpressgrl wrote:I love flip flops! It's kind of sick though how many pairs I have.....you really don't want to know.
Oh do tell......everything is safe in THIS thread! LOL

That's true. I replied before I had read the other pages. Wow.

And I've got around 70 pairs now.

buffett fan 87 · Post by **buffett fan 87** » March 9, 2005 9:54 pm

YA wanna no how much i love flip flops...six inches on snow, walked to school in them...no lie

buffett fan 87 · Post by **buffett fan 87** » March 9, 2005 9:55 pm

My friends thought i was nuts and then on the way home they threw snow at me,

but whatever i dont care

buffett fan 87 · Post by **buffett fan 87** » March 9, 2005 9:57 pm

ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
buffettbride wrote: You should have her wax your back- it lasts longer. I wax hubby's back after a good night of drankin and he doesn't feel a thing. However, I would not recommend waxing the nads. Sounds painful!
Connie and I would love to share our private-part waxing experiences, wouldn't we?

keyboard, monitor, shoes and panties please
i don't wear underwear. it sticks to the wax.
I spit thank you very much!!!
are you sure? i coulda swore you said you swallowed? don't you remember? CNN?

let me rephrase - I literally spit out the sip of water I just took[/quote]

lovin_jimmy · Post by **lovin_jimmy** » March 9, 2005 10:58 pm

i leave you people for a few hours and look what you do..........
*shaking head* naughty naughty but fun

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » March 9, 2005 11:03 pm

lovin_jimmy wrote:i leave you people for a few hours and look what you do..........
*shaking head* naughty naughty but fun

Sorry l_j...i just can't resist the word thong.

citcat · Post by **citcat** » March 10, 2005 1:03 pm

I can't get over the fact that Islereef has GLIMMERING NADS!!!!

kimbug · Post by **kimbug** » March 10, 2005 1:49 pm

citcat wrote:I can't get over the fact that Islereef has GLIMMERING NADS!!!!

Me too!

Especially since I originally thought that Islereef was a woman!

Sorry dude!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » March 10, 2005 1:51 pm

kimbug wrote:
citcat wrote:I can't get over the fact that Islereef has GLIMMERING NADS!!!!

Me too!

Especially since I originally thought that Islereef was a woman!

Sorry dude!

ISleReef's not a woman????

kimbug · Post by **kimbug** » March 10, 2005 3:08 pm

You too???

It's so hard to tell on here... usually when someone's
talking about polishing their nads, they are 9 times out
of 10 a dude...

Aren't they?

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » March 10, 2005 3:12 pm

kimbug wrote:
You too???

It's so hard to tell on here... usually when someone's
talking about polishing their nads, they are 9 times out
of 10 a dude...

Aren't they?

That would meant that 10 people were talking about polishing thier nads. Who are the other 9?