Scent Of A Woman

Post by **SMLCHNG** » March 9, 2005 9:11 pm

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish
New York City Office Building.

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling
like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says
arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and
also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says,
"Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her
destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she
leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, she bends over, and
farts.......

"Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » March 10, 2005 10:24 am

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » March 10, 2005 11:01 am

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » March 11, 2005 8:02 am

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » March 12, 2005 2:36 pm

creeky · Post by **creeky** » March 12, 2005 4:39 pm

I now know why I dont eat brocolli!

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » March 12, 2005 6:13 pm

I'm hungry...................

Jason Mason · Post by **Jason Mason** » March 24, 2005 1:00 pm

That was pretty good!!!!

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » March 24, 2005 2:25 pm

Hoo ah!