Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It?s rated AARRRRGGH!
What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!
what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
arrrr
what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
arrrrgyle
what is a pirates favorite study subject?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
what's a pirate's second-choice job?
an arrrrrrchitect!
how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer
what's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
ships ahoy
what do you call a pirate that skips class?
captain hooky!
why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
because he left it off the hook!
what does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
ho ho ho and a bottle of rum
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
Some Pirate Jokes
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel crammed down the front of his pants. He walks up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says "Is that a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate looks up and says "Arrrr, and its drivin me nuts!"
I think I'll take my shoes off and go walking
Down beside the Carribean Sea
I like the funny sounds of parrots squawking
I think I hear a hammock calling me
Down beside the Carribean Sea
I like the funny sounds of parrots squawking
I think I hear a hammock calling me
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More Pirate Jokes
What is a pirates favorite fast food joint?
Arrrrrrrrrby's
and
What country do pirates like?
Arrrrrrgentina
Arrrrrrrrrby's
and
What country do pirates like?
Arrrrrrgentina
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Livin' and dyin' in 3/4 time.
Livin' and dyin' in 3/4 time.
