The government today announced that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the
government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr*cks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Government Change
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creeky
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Re: Government Change
So .. imagining the advertising of this .... the mind boggles ...... so when people are wearing their national emblem .....SMLCHNG wrote:The government today announced that it is changing its emblem
from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the
government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr*cks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
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Jason Mason
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