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Well, I finally settled on an escort. (By the way, if my spelling is flawed, I am sorry, we had fun finding out which one we wanted ) I think we did good. The girl we picked comes with a girlfriend so that should be an added bonus. We bought the keg tonight and I sent out the invites last week (the party is in 2 weeks) and all is going to plan. I have on good authority that the bride to be is none to happy with me! This I got from the groom to be!) Oh yes, we will have fun.

When it is my turn for my lap dance, I think I will go with "Ain't to proud to beg" from the Temptations or Cheap Tricks " I want you to want me"! I will admit, I am going for the comedic value of the songs!

Also, I just want to apologize now if I decide to come on to Buffettnews and do some PWI after the party is over!

One more thing, I am no way demeaning woman by hiring an escort, am I?

do not Drink and Drive.. have a great time

ragtopW wrote:do not Drink and Drive.. have a great time

I have a friend that owns a limo service that will take us around for free.


In the invite, I told everyone not to be a cheap ass when it comes to tipping so hopefully that will help in the decision to stay a tad longer!

captainjoe wrote:

ragtopW wrote:do not Drink and Drive.. have a great time

I have a friend that owns a limo service that will take us around for free.


In the invite, I told everyone not to be a cheap ass when it comes to tipping so hopefully that will help in the decision to stay a tad longer!

do something nice for the Muscle too..

ragtopW wrote:

captainjoe wrote:

ragtopW wrote:do not Drink and Drive.. have a great time

I have a friend that owns a limo service that will take us around for free.


In the invite, I told everyone not to be a cheap ass when it comes to tipping so hopefully that will help in the decision to stay a tad longer!

do something nice for the Muscle too..

You gotta take care of the muscle........

ragtopW wrote:

captainjoe wrote:

ragtopW wrote:do not Drink and Drive.. have a great time

I have a friend that owns a limo service that will take us around for free.


In the invite, I told everyone not to be a cheap ass when it comes to tipping so hopefully that will help in the decision to stay a tad longer!

do something nice for the Muscle too..

That the thing, when we were there today picking the one we wanted, I asked about the muscle and that is when we found out that the muscle was her girlfriend. For a moment I thought, "Well, that is kind of odd, then after I thought "That is really cool you moron, don't ***** this up if she wants to bring her girlfriend!!!"

Go to a gambling place ( Vegas, Atlantic city, etc.), rent a couple of rooms, have the adult entertaiment come to the room and perfomr their show ( you'll need minimum two strippers). Also, I've been to ones where entertainers were hired ( Beetlejuice from "Howard Stern") to just hang out and run around. I know it's insensisitve but midgets, short people are cool to hang with. Then you can all go gambling and drinking. Good times.....

bravedave wrote:The kegs are the short round ones that require a great deal of pumping, right?


(sorry)

depends on if he goes with the midget strippers or not, now doesn't it?

Well, tomorrow is the big day! I can't wait. I love throwing big parties and this is the biggest by far. A ton of planning has gone into it and I hope everything turns out for the best. Weather wise, it should be in the high 70's and not a cloud in sight! Let's keep our fingers crossed for it.

I think I am more excited about this than the damn wedding!

Thanks for everyones advice. I really appreciate it!

Thanks again,
Joe

PS ~ I want to apologize now if I come back after the party and so some PWI!

Screw the strippers, for the same bucks hire a couple of escorts for the night. They get nekkid and put out. Don't forget the beer? Oh and condoms of course.

FFishstick wrote:Screw the strippers, for the same bucks hire a couple of escorts for the night. They get nekkid and put out. Don't forget the beer? Oh and condoms of course.

We went through an escort service to hire the stripper. Who knows what may happen. With a little luck and a little charm and a lot of cash, I, too, may get lucky!