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balcony girls wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

balcony girls wrote:the Pope already said he was not going to Funky Town before he had a chance to see the Empire State Building. . . .

that's when the arguing started . .

see, now you've got Dentist Dan ( I remembered his name ) screaming that he is going to . . . . .

Hell if he doesn't change his ways. When he gets there he hopes to meet.....

Kofi Anan , the Grinch who stole Christmas and that mean little fat boy that used to live down the street from me . . .

then, without warning Cowboy Bob said . . .

"The cock crows at midnight!!!"

And everyone else looked at him and said.....

W O W . . .farm out, dude . . .

except the Pope, who screamed out "WTF!?!", then he went back to......

shakerofsalt wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

balcony girls wrote:the Pope already said he was not going to Funky Town before he had a chance to see the Empire State Building. . . .

that's when the arguing started . .

see, now you've got Dentist Dan ( I remembered his name ) screaming that he is going to . . . . .

Hell if he doesn't change his ways. When he gets there he hopes to meet.....

Kofi Anan , the Grinch who stole Christmas and that mean little fat boy that used to live down the street from me . . .

then, without warning Cowboy Bob said . . .

"The cock crows at midnight!!!"

And everyone else looked at him and said.....

W O W . . .farm out, dude . . .

except the Pope, who screamed out "WTF!?!", then he went back to......

playing Twister with Hillary, the dental assistant and the goat he picked up at Maverick's Feed and Seed . . .

suddenly Cowboy Bob remembered his " magic " can of green beans . .

but when he opened them out popped . . .

balcony girls wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

PHBeerman wrote: Hell if he doesn't change his ways. When he gets there he hopes to meet.....

Kofi Anan , the Grinch who stole Christmas and that mean little fat boy that used to live down the street from me . . .

then, without warning Cowboy Bob said . . .

"The cock crows at midnight!!!"

And everyone else looked at him and said.....

W O W . . .farm out, dude . . .

except the Pope, who screamed out "WTF!?!", then he went back to......

playing Twister with Hillary, the dental assistant and the goat he picked up at Maverick's Feed and Seed . . .

suddenly Cowboy Bob remembered his " magic " can of green beans . .

but when he opened them out popped . . .

The biggest bag of grass he had ever seen.

The can was given to him by.....

PHBeerman wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

buffettbride wrote:

balcony girls wrote: Kofi Anan , the Grinch who stole Christmas and that mean little fat boy that used to live down the street from me . . .

then, without warning Cowboy Bob said . . .

"The cock crows at midnight!!!"

And everyone else looked at him and said.....

W O W . . .farm out, dude . . .

except the Pope, who screamed out "WTF!?!", then he went back to......

playing Twister with Hillary, the dental assistant and the goat he picked up at Maverick's Feed and Seed . . .

suddenly Cowboy Bob remembered his " magic " can of green beans . .

but when he opened them out popped . . .

The biggest bag of grass he had ever seen.

The can was given to him by.....

SOASOAPT . . .who also flew out of the can with the bag . .

and on his arrival he said . . .

Who is going to blow me..............................up. Of course.


Then the little slut asked??

PHBeerman wrote:Who is going to blow me..............................up. Of course.


Then the little slut asked??

"Who keeps tickling my nut....Coconuts??? That's not where the hole is!!"

PHBeerman wrote:Who is going to blow me..............................up. Of course.


Then the little slut asked??

what's that goat doing wearing my blue dress and why has Cowboy Bob got on my Saturday night " f*ck-me " pumps . . .now I'm MAD . . .

that's when the Pope did his Pope-ly thing and said . . .

Pass me the grass please.

The dentist on the other hand.....

. . . was drilling his assistant.

I hope somebody made the "special" brownies.

PHBeerman wrote:Pass me the grass please.

The dentist on the other hand.....

leaned over SOASOAPT and said . . . .open wide . . . . .

but before he could apply the necessary technique . . . .

PHBeerman wrote:Pass me the grass please.

The dentist on the other hand.....

Was busy playing with SOASOAPT's coconuts, until the Pope started laughing and said "That's no woman- that's a MAN!!!" Then the Pope.....

shakerofsalt wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:Pass me the grass please.

The dentist on the other hand.....

Was busy playing with SOASOAPT's coconuts, until the Pope started laughing and said "That's no woman- that's a MAN!!!" Then the Pope.....

Got really excited as it reminded him of his day in the priesthood.

But Cowboy Bob stepped in and...

PHBeerman wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:Pass me the grass please.

The dentist on the other hand.....

Was busy playing with SOASOAPT's coconuts, until the Pope started laughing and said "That's no woman- that's a MAN!!!" Then the Pope.....

Got really excited as it reminded him of his day in the priesthood.

But Cowboy Bob stepped in and...

told the priest he could wear his Saturday night f**k-me pumps just for shitsandgiggles considering he was probably a bit more used to wearing them than he!

besides, red f**k-me pumps do not coordinate with the pink tutu he had packed in his bandana-on-a-stick thingy.

meanwhile Dentist Dan is wrestling with SOASOAPT who is screaming about " you're goin' to put that metal rod with the mirror on it WHERE ? ? ?

someone HELP ME . . . .now he wants to . . ."

lorilovv wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:Pass me the grass please.

The dentist on the other hand.....

Was busy playing with SOASOAPT's coconuts, until the Pope started laughing and said "That's no woman- that's a MAN!!!" Then the Pope.....

Got really excited as it reminded him of his day in the priesthood.

But Cowboy Bob stepped in and...

told the priest he could wear his Saturday night f**k-me pumps just for shitsandgiggles considering he was probably a bit more used to wearing them than he!

But the Pope said "No need- I have my own. I never leave home without them." As the Pope and the Cowboy played dress up, the dentist was still in a corner sobbing from his affair with SOASOAPT. He felt so used! Cowboy and the Pope decided to cheer him up, so they....

shakerofsalt wrote:

lorilovv wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:Pass me the grass please.

The dentist on the other hand.....

Was busy playing with SOASOAPT's coconuts, until the Pope started laughing and said "That's no woman- that's a MAN!!!" Then the Pope.....

Got really excited as it reminded him of his day in the priesthood.

But Cowboy Bob stepped in and...

told the priest he could wear his Saturday night f**k-me pumps just for shitsandgiggles considering he was probably a bit more used to wearing them than he!

But the Pope said "No need- I have my own. I never leave home without them." As the Pope and the Cowboy played dress up, the dentist was still in a corner sobbing from his affair with SOASOAPT. He felt so used! Cowboy and the Pope decided to cheer him up, so they....

said, "hey, let's forget the Funky Town, Timbuktoo and Kenny-ville. . .let's go to . . .

V E G A S . . B A B Y ! ! ! !

I know this . . . . .

balcony girls wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

lorilovv wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:Pass me the grass please.

The dentist on the other hand.....

Was busy playing with SOASOAPT's coconuts, until the Pope started laughing and said "That's no woman- that's a MAN!!!" Then the Pope.....

Got really excited as it reminded him of his day in the priesthood.

But Cowboy Bob stepped in and...

told the priest he could wear his Saturday night f**k-me pumps just for shitsandgiggles considering he was probably a bit more used to wearing them than he!

But the Pope said "No need- I have my own. I never leave home without them." As the Pope and the Cowboy played dress up, the dentist was still in a corner sobbing from his affair with SOASOAPT. He felt so used! Cowboy and the Pope decided to cheer him up, so they....

said, "hey, let's forget the Funky Town, Timbuktoo and Kenny-ville. . .let's go to . . .

V E G A S . . B A B Y ! ! ! !

I know this . . . . .

because I was on the plane with them and heard the whole story. Boy can that Pope put away liquer! They also mentioned something about .......

shakerofsalt wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

lorilovv wrote:

PHBeerman wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote: Was busy playing with SOASOAPT's coconuts, until the Pope started laughing and said "That's no woman- that's a MAN!!!" Then the Pope.....

Got really excited as it reminded him of his day in the priesthood.

But Cowboy Bob stepped in and...

told the priest he could wear his Saturday night f**k-me pumps just for shitsandgiggles considering he was probably a bit more used to wearing them than he!

But the Pope said "No need- I have my own. I never leave home without them." As the Pope and the Cowboy played dress up, the dentist was still in a corner sobbing from his affair with SOASOAPT. He felt so used! Cowboy and the Pope decided to cheer him up, so they....

said, "hey, let's forget the Funky Town, Timbuktoo and Kenny-ville. . .let's go to . . .

V E G A S . . B A B Y ! ! ! !

I know this . . . . .

because I was on the plane with them and heard the whole story. Boy can that Pope put away liquer! They also mentioned something about .......

making a quick stop in ALPENA MI . . . .

with a devilish grin, the Pope said I hear there's a. . . . .

balcony girls wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

lorilovv wrote:

PHBeerman wrote: Got really excited as it reminded him of his day in the priesthood.

But Cowboy Bob stepped in and...

told the priest he could wear his Saturday night f**k-me pumps just for shitsandgiggles considering he was probably a bit more used to wearing them than he!

But the Pope said "No need- I have my own. I never leave home without them." As the Pope and the Cowboy played dress up, the dentist was still in a corner sobbing from his affair with SOASOAPT. He felt so used! Cowboy and the Pope decided to cheer him up, so they....

said, "hey, let's forget the Funky Town, Timbuktoo and Kenny-ville. . .let's go to . . .

V E G A S . . B A B Y ! ! ! !

I know this . . . . .

because I was on the plane with them and heard the whole story. Boy can that Pope put away liquer! They also mentioned something about .......

making a quick stop in ALPENA MI . . . .

with a devilish grin, the Pope said I hear there's a. . . . .

nice little boy named Shane staying there. He was flashing back to his very first monkey humping adventure. He remembered...

shakerofsalt wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

balcony girls wrote:

shakerofsalt wrote:

lorilovv wrote: told the priest he could wear his Saturday night f**k-me pumps just for shitsandgiggles considering he was probably a bit more used to wearing them than he!

But the Pope said "No need- I have my own. I never leave home without them." As the Pope and the Cowboy played dress up, the dentist was still in a corner sobbing from his affair with SOASOAPT. He felt so used! Cowboy and the Pope decided to cheer him up, so they....

said, "hey, let's forget the Funky Town, Timbuktoo and Kenny-ville. . .let's go to . . .

V E G A S . . B A B Y ! ! ! !

I know this . . . . .

because I was on the plane with them and heard the whole story. Boy can that Pope put away liquer! They also mentioned something about .......

making a quick stop in ALPENA MI . . . .

with a devilish grin, the Pope said I hear there's a. . . . .

nice little boy named Shane staying there. He was flashing back to his very first monkey humping adventure. He remembered...

all too well . . .

said MB gave him his first pair of Velcro gloves one sweltering summer night down by . . .