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There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive. The racing team manager said, “Yes, but you can't have a number on your car, you can only have an 'S' because you are a snail.”
The Snail was okay with this is so he entered the race. The race started and the snail's car was at the back...but suddenly he sped to the front, over-taking all the cars and won!!

As the spectators saw the Snail speed past them, they yelled

WOW! LOOK AT THAT S-CAR GO!”

Okay, I know it's a groaner.....but it made me laugh!

A variation of this was used in a movie, but for the life of me I can't remember which one. I want to say that Dom DeLuise was in it. Maybe Canonball Run.

PalmettoSon wrote:A variation of this was used in a movie, but for the life of me I can't remember which one. I want to say that Dom DeLuise was in it. Maybe Canonball Run.

Trading Places.

That joke made the rounds back in the late 60's. I had been known to make a few people groan telling it.

When we were in Tampa for the concert this Feb... we saw a Suzuki car with an "S" emblazoned on the back in window chalk...

I nearly drove off the road.