The balcony
Posted: March 15, 2005 12:15 pm
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they
decided that the only way to pull off an
afternoon "quickie" with their 10-year-old son in the
apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order
him to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a
young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun
and would distract him for an hour or so.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their
plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he
said.
"An ambulance just drove by..."
A few moments passed.... "Looks like the Andersons have
company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having
sex!!!"
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the
startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing on the balcony too!"
decided that the only way to pull off an
afternoon "quickie" with their 10-year-old son in the
apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order
him to report on all the neighborhood activities. To a
young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun
and would distract him for an hour or so.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their
plan into operation.
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he
said.
"An ambulance just drove by..."
A few moments passed.... "Looks like the Andersons have
company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having
sex!!!"
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the
startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing on the balcony too!"
