Carnation Milk
Posted: March 21, 2005 11:11 pm
When opening a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes just
smile and think of this. A little old lady from North Carolina had
worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to
walk with hours of hard work and little compensation.
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read
an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning
with "Carnation Milk is best of all...." and she said, I know all about
milk and dairy farms. I can do this!"
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in
front of her house ... a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your
entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not
be able to use it."
Here is her entry:
Carnation milk is best of all,
no t*ts to pull, no hay to haul
no buckets to wash, no sh*it to pitch,
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-b*tch!
I have no idea if it's true, it was just funny.
smile and think of this. A little old lady from North Carolina had
worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to
walk with hours of hard work and little compensation.
When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores, she read
an advertisement offering $5,000 for the best slogan/rhyme beginning
with "Carnation Milk is best of all...." and she said, I know all about
milk and dairy farms. I can do this!"
She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove up in
front of her house ... a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your
entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not
be able to use it."
Here is her entry:
Carnation milk is best of all,
no t*ts to pull, no hay to haul
no buckets to wash, no sh*it to pitch,
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-b*tch!
I have no idea if it's true, it was just funny.
may not be true .. but it's true