1rst annual BN News Awards.

[buffettbride]

Biggest post whore.

Ilph

You got competition, BB

I ain't worried

[Mr Play]

Most informitive post
Steele1161 started a trend with this one;
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22813

Biggest drama starting thread
Terri Schiavo #1;
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=33023

Thread you hope to never see again
Anything whining about ”Why did my thread get deleted?”

Thread you wish would come back
BN’r of the Day

Super moderator
Tiki Bar

BN'r most likely to be found in Capt. Tony's with guitar in hand singing the full version of American Pie....twice
mermaidindisguise

Buffett News superstar
Amy Lee (Honorary mention for SOASOAPT)

Best dressed at a tailgate (best dressed by PH standards)
Tiki Bar

Most likely to pass out with drink in hand and not spill a drop
Cuervo

BN'r that five years from now will wind up lost at sea
12vmanrick

BN'r that serves as a breath of fresh air
Balcony Girls

BN'r that can always add a smile to a thread gone wrong
Rodney King

BN'r most likely to be found buried under the 50 yrd line at Raymond James Stadium 100 years from now
PHBeerman

BN'r most likley to be the opening act for the 2006 Great Woods and Alpine shows
Johnny and Ian

BN'r with the best skills behind the bar
Spainjane David

BN'r with the best skills beind a grill
CaptainP (I’ll take his word for it)

Most entertaining BN'r on Parrotvision
CRC Parrothead

BN'r who seceretly knows the location of Joe Merchant
chalksoperations

BN'r with best Buffett pictures
Key Lime Lee

The funniest person on Buffettnews
Speedo Bob

BN'r who would make the best mayor of Margaritaville
LIPH

Biggest post whore
SMLCHNG

BN'r who has hijacked more threads than any other
PHBeerman

BN'r who has a hard time staying on topic
BuffettBride

BN'r most likely to have a restraining order put on them from Mike Utley
citcat (for harassing him about a Nashville show)

Best show on RadioMargaritaville
Live concert feeds

Buffettnews thread that could be converted to a made for TV movie
Dating a Shirt
http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10480

BN'r most likely to be the man himself posing as a BN'r
James W Buffett

[nycparrothead]

Why's everybody always pickin' on me?

[DonnaKayDunbar]

Gee.... I didn't know I was marrying a comedian...

Does he have a day job?

Shark killer by day, bigdork by night...

(But I love him)

[PHBeerman]

Most informitive post.
Beerman thinks there was one about cancer prevention that was pretty informative

Biggest drama starting thread.
Why are some people such drama queens

Thread you hope to never see again.
Terri Shiavo Thread

Thread you wish would come back.
Beerman can think of a couple hundred of them.

Super moderator.
Shane-----Over at www.************.com

BN'r most likely to be found in Capt. Tony's with guitar in hand singing the full version of American Pie....twice.
Rick

Buffett News superstar.
Penny


Best dressed at a tailgate. ( best dressed by PH standards )
There was a wild humping gorilla running around at Nissan last year


Most likely to pass out with drink in hand and not spill a drop.
Pair8head---Don is one of the coolest dudes on earth.


BN'r that five years from now will wind up lost at sea.
RhumChum. Her sense of direction is not good.


BN'r that serves as a breath of fresh air.
The Balcony Girls make Beerman laugh. So does DKD

BN'r that can always add a smile to a thread gone wrong.
Balcony girls

BN'r most likely to be found buried under the 50 yrd line at Raymond James Stadium 100 years from now.Beerman can't tell you because the statute of limitations is a long way from expiring.



BN'r most likley to be the opening act for the 2006 Great Woods and Alpine shows.
Beerman has heard that Jimmy will never return to Alpine. He has come to the realization that Wisconsin sucks. Carry on

Best Margaritaville.
Vegas

Best Parrothead club.
Anyone that Beeman is in.

Most immproved Parrothead club.
Anyone that Beerman has recently joined

BN'r who could easily turn thier house into the Jimmy Buffett musuem.
Beerman has heard that the Balcony Girls have a collection

BN'r with the best skills behind the bar.
Duh-Beerman

BN'r with the best skills beind a grill.
1more and Tallship. If you have not had their ribs, you have not lived.

Most entertaining BN'r on Parrotvision.
Wasn't CRC on there like 4 thousand times last year?


BN'r who seceretly knows the location of Joe Merchant.
See James Raymond Stadium question.


BN'r with best Buffett pictures.
The Hippie by far

The funniest person on Buffettnews.
There are many people who make Beerman laugh really freaking hard. If Beerman had to pick just one, Beerman would have to say that Mal is the funniest. Her routine where she pretends that the Avs are a real hockey team makes Beerman laugh everytime he hears it.

BN'r who would make the best mayor of Margaritaville.
Elrod

Biggest post whore.
See MSC


BN'r who has hijacked more threads then any other.
Frank has to be in the running.

BN'r who has a hard time staying on topic.
What was this thread about?

BN'r most likely to have a restraining order put on them from Mark Prior.
Sorry had to make a little change to make this more interesting.

I think Ann already has this restraining order out against her.

Best show on RadioMargaritaville.
80's Hair Metal

Buffettnews thread that could be converted to a made for TV movie.
VT. It would have to be cable though.

BN'r most likely to be the man himself posing as a BN'r.
Tomm is kind of a poser.

[iuparrothead]

Most informitive post.

Alpine thread because Brian posts there with real, reliable info.


Biggest drama starting thread.

Um, hello? The endless political propaganda threads before & after the '04 election.

Thread you hope to never see again.

Ones titled "Avatar help", "Buffett ring tones", "Favorite Buffett concert", "Why isn't Buffett playing Nashville/St. Louis/Detroit/Houston/Boise" (or a variation of any of those suggested thread titles)

Thread you wish would come back.

The old MSC that encouraged silliness instead of ridiculing, shaming it, and subtly suggesting it's too immature.

Super moderator.

Hands down. TikiBar/JoAnn (Penny & Kathy are pretty awesome too)


BN'r most likely to be found in Capt. Tony's with guitar in hand singing the full version of American Pie....twice.

This is when I start to feel like a loser because I don't have a clue who Capt. Tony is.

Buffett News superstar.

Cuervo


Best dressed at a tailgate. ( best dressed by PH standards )

JoAnn

Most likely to pass out with drink in hand and not spill a drop.

I don't think I know anyone that wouldn't spill.


BN'r that five years from now will wind up lost at sea.

If everything goes as planned, Troy.


BN'r that serves as a breath of fresh air.

Cate/Tikitatas & PhatMatt


BN'r that can always add a smile to a thread gone wrong.

Mallory

BN'r most likely to be found buried under the 50 yrd line at Raymond James Stadium 100 years from now.

If everything goes as planned, Frank.


BN'r most likley to be the opening act for the 2006 Great Woods and Alpine shows.

Lee or Johnny


Best Margaritaville.

Don't know, never been.


Best Parrothead club.

?


Most immproved Parrothead club.

??


BN'r who could easily turn thier house into the Jimmy Buffett musuem.

I've only ever been to Penny's house, therefore I'll say hers... or it could be a lighthouse museum.


BN'r with the best skills behind the bar.

Virtually? E or Cuervo


BN'r with the best skills beind a grill.

Lance... he delivered a burger to me right before I passed out in the parking lot of the Tinley Park Thursday show 2 years ago... the best I ever had.

Most entertaining BN'r on Parrotvision.

Dunno... never been able to focus enough to watch it.

BN'r who seceretly knows the location of Joe Merchant.

Sam


BN'r with best Buffett pictures.

Hands down. Karin


The funniest person on Buffettnews.

Larry. (most fun to make fun of that is)


BN'r who would make the best mayor of Margaritaville.

Charlie

Biggest post whore.

phtnt/Tim... hell, I don't know... just thought I'd spread the love around.


BN'r who has hijacked more threads then any other.

Vinnie & Shane. And I've tried.


BN'r who has a hard time staying on topic.

Citcat... it always seems to come back to Nashville. (lymi)


BN'r most likely to have a restraining order put on them from Mike Utley.

T... once again, I have no idea, just gotta throw love to my girl.


Best show on RadioMargaritaville.

Dunno... never listen.


Buffettnews thread that could be converted to a made for TV movie.

The official Alpine threads.


BN'r most likely to be the man himself posing as a BN'r.

HSV... sha right, huh!?!?

[iuparrothead]

BN'r most likely to have a restraining order put on them from Mark Prior.
Sorry had to make a little change to make this more interesting.

I think Ann already has this restraining order out against her.

No!!!!! I <3 Mark! I would never hurt him... never follow him... never find his house and camp out across the street... never own 15 Mark Prior t-shirts... never send him thousands of letters expressing my admiration for his... uh... calves... never cut out every image of him and story about him from the newspapers and paste them to my walls at home and my office... never, never, never!!!

[CaptainP]

BN'r that five years from now will wind up lost at sea.

If everything goes as planned, Troy.

Your plan or his?

[balcony girls]

BN'r most likely to have a restraining order put on them from Mark Prior.
Sorry had to make a little change to make this more interesting.

I think Ann already has this restraining order out against her.

No!!!!! I <3 Mark! I would never hurt him... never follow him... never find his house and camp out across the street... never own 15 Mark Prior t-shirts... never send him thousands of letters expressing my admiration for his... uh... calves... never cut out every image of him and story about him from the newspapers and paste it to my wall at home and my office... never, never, never!!!

sounds perfectly normal to me. . .

have any of his D N A . . .? ? ?

[CaptainP]

BN'r most likely to be found buried under the 50 yrd line at Raymond James Stadium 100 years from now.

If everything goes as planned, Frank.

Remind me to stay on your good side....

[iuparrothead]

BN'r that five years from now will wind up lost at sea.

If everything goes as planned, Troy.

Your plan or his?

[iuparrothead]

BN'r most likely to have a restraining order put on them from Mark Prior.
Sorry had to make a little change to make this more interesting.

I think Ann already has this restraining order out against her.

No!!!!! I <3 Mark! I would never hurt him... never follow him... never find his house and camp out across the street... never own 15 Mark Prior t-shirts... never send him thousands of letters expressing my admiration for his... uh... calves... never cut out every image of him and story about him from the newspapers and paste it to my wall at home and my office... never, never, never!!!

sounds perfectly normal to me. . .

have any of his D N A . . .? ? ?

Working on it... I mean, no! absolutely not!







yet

[balcony girls]

BN'r most likely to have a restraining order put on them from Mark Prior.
Sorry had to make a little change to make this more interesting.

I think Ann already has this restraining order out against her.

No!!!!! I <3 Mark! I would never hurt him... never follow him... never find his house and camp out across the street... never own 15 Mark Prior t-shirts... never send him thousands of letters expressing my admiration for his... uh... calves... never cut out every image of him and story about him from the newspapers and paste it to my wall at home and my office... never, never, never!!!

sounds perfectly normal to me. . .

have any of his D N A . . .? ? ?

Working on it... I mean, no! absolutely not!







yet

here, child. . .come sit by Gramma BG. . .let's chat. . .

[BottleofRum]

How about
Most Disturbing Avatar ?

[PHBeerman]

How about
Most Disturbing Avatar ?

Dude. That Avatar works. You need to keep it.

[NYCPORT]

I'll second that nomination!

[lorilovv]

Buffett News superstar.

loriluvv.....well, superstar in training

WHOOHOO!!!GO MEEEE!!!!!

Ahem....I would like to thank all of the little people I had to step on to get here. (Hey, BG, does this earn extra BG training points?! NOW, am I ready to graduate?!)

NO AUTOGRAPHS, PLEASE!

[Elrod]

Most informitive post.
Lee's post about a lawsuit related to CD price-fixing. I got a check for $15 outta that one.

Biggest drama starting thread.
Anything related to politics or religion.

Thread you hope to never see again.
Anything nominated for "Biggest drama starting thread."

Thread you wish would come back.
It's always good to see the charity thread. It reminds us of the good things that our friends do.

Super moderator.
I have a favorite.

BN'r most likely to be found in Capt. Tony's with guitar in hand singing the full version of American Pie....twice.
I sang Margaritaville on the stage at the Ryman Auditorium in Nashville (until security told me to stop), but I doubt that I'd ever pick up a guitar at Captain Tony's. Guitar playing would interfere with drinkin'



Buffett News superstar.
Amy Lee

Best dressed at a tailgate. ( best dressed by PH standards )
Phinster


Most likely to pass out with drink in hand and not spill a drop.
Fribble

BN'r that five years from now will wind up lost at sea.
Several have that in their plans.

BN'r that serves as a breath of fresh air.
PHat Matt

BN'r that can always add a smile to a thread gone wrong.
Everybody has their day.

BN'r most likely to be found buried under the 50 yrd line at Raymond James Stadium 100 years from now.
I haven't hidden a body there yet.

BN'r most likley to be the opening act for the 2006 Great Woods and Alpine shows.
Mermaidindisguise or Lee

Best Margaritaville.
The original.

Best Parrothead club.
The San Diego club knows how to throw a tailgate party!

BN'r who could easily turn thier house into the Jimmy Buffett musuem.
There are a lot of folks with Jimmy souvenirs.

BN'r with the best skills behind the bar.
Jim always had a bottle of Patron handy when we were in Florida.

BN'r with the best skills beind a grill.
Zero Duval

Most entertaining BN'r on Parrotvision.
The girl in the green bikini that (later) peed on Michi's tire at the Sleepy Bear Campground at Indy.

BN'r who seceretly knows the location of Joe Merchant.
chalksoperations or CNF.

BN'r with best Buffett pictures.
Lee gets some pretty good pics.

The funniest person on Buffettnews.
Fur Play

BN'r who would make the best mayor of Margaritaville.
ETP has considerable experience on the city council, I think she'd make a fine mayor.

Best show on RadioMargaritaville.
The millenium concert.

Buffettnews thread that could be converted to a made for TV movie.
Phinster

BN'r most likely to be the man himself posing as a BN'r.
Somehow I doubt it.

[7lords]

Thread you wish would come back.

The old MSC that encouraged silliness instead of ridiculing, shaming it, and subtly suggesting it's too immature.

I'm with you there

[Fur Play]

The funniest person on Buffettnews.
Fur Play

I accept yo nomination wif da utmost apprehension.

Naw, dats what dey done to ma honeys last nite.

I mean appreciation, yeah dats it.