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Phone call ****update******

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SO I get home from Birthday Lunch with my lil Sis on Saturday
my machine is blinking so I hit the button to hear what/who I missed
a voice says
"HI Wayne remember me? I'm Heather and you knew me 18 months
ago just when I got Pregnant" Thud My Lil Sis says
UH I need to go now I do not need to hear this..
ME I haven't slept with a Heather in .... Well longer than... :oops: :oops:
" Yeah you must remember me" Thud
"You introduced Mark and I" OH....
"We quit DTV and are doing well and want to invite you to our Wedding"
lil sis. "you can breathe now"

:P :P :P
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ragtopW wrote:SO I get home from Birthday Lunch with my lil Sis on Saturday
my machine is blinking so I hit the button to hear what/who I missed
a voice says
"HI Wayne remember me? I'm Heather and you knew me 18 months
ago just when I got Pregnant" Thud My Lil Sis says
UH I need to go now I do not need to hear this..
ME I haven't slept with a Heather in .... Well longer than... :oops: :oops:
" Yeah you must remember me" Thud
"You introduced Mark and I" OH....
"We quit DTV and are doing well and want to invite you to our Wedding"
lil sis. "you can breathe now"

:P :P :P

Oh my goodness..........I was scared for you reading that!!!! :lol: :lol:
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ragtopW wrote:SO I get home from Birthday Lunch with my lil Sis on Saturday
my machine is blinking so I hit the button to hear what/who I missed
a voice says
"HI Wayne remember me? I'm Heather and you knew me 18 months
ago just when I got Pregnant" Thud My Lil Sis says
UH I need to go now I do not need to hear this..
ME I haven't slept with a Heather in .... Well longer than... :oops: :oops:
" Yeah you must remember me" Thud
"You introduced Mark and I" OH....
"We quit DTV and are doing well and want to invite you to our Wedding"
lil sis. "you can breathe now"

:P :P :P
:o Talk about your heart skipping a beat! :D
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Post by ragtopW »

She got me a Beer from the Fridge and I thought she was going to pour me a shot.. BTW She's Mormon. I must have looked pale..



Kind of like Ross.. 'Funny Now not Funny then"
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Post by lovin_jimmy »

shouldnt a call like that come on the 1st of april? :wink:
Thanks Pop for introducing me to the music, you will always be my favorite Jimmy!!
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lovin_jimmy wrote:shouldnt a call like that come on the 1st of april? :wink:
My thoughts exactly
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OK now I can start breathing again. I was thinking the same thing as everyone else :o :o :o :lol:
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Post by ragtopW »

Sidew13 wrote:OK now I can start breathing again. I was thinking the same thing as everyone else :o :o :o :lol:
I called back and told her soon to be hubby about the message
and HE was rolling, I do know her she just did not think of how
It was going to sound..

BTW YOU can start breathing... :D :D :D
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Santa can't make babies :o
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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Cubbie Bear wrote:Santa can't make babies :o

then where do the elves come from??
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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Shane? :lol:
"Boat drinks, waitress we........nevermind"
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Post by lovin_jimmy »

Cubbie Bear wrote:Shane? :lol:
those would be umpa- lumpas!! :D
Thanks Pop for introducing me to the music, you will always be my favorite Jimmy!!
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Post by island_hopper »

lovin_jimmy wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:Shane? :lol:
those would be umpa- lumpas!! :D
Don't ya mean humpa-lumpas?? :D :P
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Post by citcat »

:lol: :lol: :lol: Now you can go clean out your pants, ragtopW !!! 8)
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Post by ragtopW »

Wedding was nice the party after was cool too
I have to w@rk tommorow sooo I'm in early



We as a group read this to the Bride and Groom




Now you will feel no rain
for each of you will be shelter to the other
Now you will feel no cold
for each of you shall be warmth to the other
now there is no loneliness for you
for each of you will be companion to the other
now you are two persons
but there is one life beflre you
go now to your dwelling place
to enter into the days of your togetherness
and may your days be good and long upon this earth
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Post by phenwayparrothead »

thats pretty scary
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Post by Ilph »

:o :o :o :o :o
Whoa.
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