Do not Mess with mom

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 8, 2005 2:02 pm

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian's room-mate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just room-mates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful Silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian said, ! "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle.
But
the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian

Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mum

LESSON OF THE DAY .. NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » April 8, 2005 2:03 pm

I was wondering what this had to do with Augusta!!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 8, 2005 2:05 pm

Tiki Bar wrote: I was wondering what this had to do with Augusta!!

Shut up

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 10, 2005 10:58 am

at least on the big things..

there are too many things that Mom doesnot need to know..

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » April 10, 2005 11:03 am

ragtopW wrote: at least on the big things..

there are too many things that Mom doesnot need to know..

yeah, but you'd be amazed at how she goes away when you make HER blush.

IsleReef · Post by **IsleReef** » April 10, 2005 2:31 pm

Very nice......................

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » April 10, 2005 7:24 pm

don't even get me started on mothers-in-law

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » April 10, 2005 8:03 pm

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 10, 2005 8:13 pm

oooooo mothers are tricky!! Sounds like something mine would do...she busts me on everything.. I just tell her everything now so she doesn't have to catch me doing things and it freaks her out!