David Letterman's Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

land_shark3 · Post by **land_shark3** » April 12, 2005 9:21 am

10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're freakin' in a box all day long.

9. Not being able to check email attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.

6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your co-workers.

And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle is.....

1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit!

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 12, 2005 9:25 am

Damn, i'm glad I'm not one of them cubicle people...

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » April 12, 2005 10:16 am

So true!!!

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » April 12, 2005 5:30 pm

lorilovv · Post by **lorilovv** » April 12, 2005 5:38 pm

I worked in a cubicle for nearly 4 years. No. 6 should be the number one reason....believe me!

Ilph · Post by **Ilph** » April 14, 2005 7:54 am

nycparrothead wrote:Damn, i'm glad I'm not one of them cubicle people...

AMEN!!!

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 19, 2005 10:21 pm

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 24, 2005 2:42 pm

island_hopper · Post by **island_hopper** » April 25, 2005 5:05 pm

I'm happy my life as a cubicle person is about to end!

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » April 25, 2005 5:20 pm

island_hopper wrote:I'm happy my life as a cubicle person is about to end!

I take that to mean that you are quitting this job, yes??

or.... have you recently bought a gun ??