Give me your best!!!!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 13, 2005 10:51 am

PHBeerman wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:I usually just keep bugging them until they eventually have no choice but to give in...

So Melissa, about those pictures...
Hey dude back off. The lady does not want to be bothered by you.

Psst read her last post dude the saving thing works on her.

hey I saw that

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » April 13, 2005 10:52 am

MojosMama wrote:
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:
MojosMama wrote:
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
nycparrothead wrote: Don't you realize that that's my goal with every thread here?
BTW I just found the thread about the other one being deleted....i'm a lil slow apparently
You're not slow you're special

YAY!

Now that's funny . Is that for Melissa
Hey YOURE the one who said she's special.....

She is special......

kitty · Post by **kitty** » April 13, 2005 10:52 am

PHBeerman wrote:
kitty wrote:I once actually said "I am not looking for Mr. right, I am looking for Mr. tonight"...hate to say, it worked!

also, a corny one that I always laugh at "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

In college...I would always forget a guys name...so I would say "what was your name again?" and when they would tell me I'd act shocked and say "I meant your last name, silly...I know your first name!"
All you would have had to say is "Let's go."

Ok, Let's go!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 13, 2005 10:54 am

MojosMama wrote:
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:
MojosMama wrote:
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
nycparrothead wrote: Don't you realize that that's my goal with every thread here?
BTW I just found the thread about the other one being deleted....i'm a lil slow apparently
You're not slow you're special

YAY!

Now that's funny . Is that for Melissa
Hey YOURE the one who said she's special.....

Thanks Mojosmama.............Here you go boys....She posted another picture of me right there in the helmet...like what you see?

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 13, 2005 10:55 am

kitty wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
kitty wrote:I once actually said "I am not looking for Mr. right, I am looking for Mr. tonight"...hate to say, it worked!

also, a corny one that I always laugh at "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

In college...I would always forget a guys name...so I would say "what was your name again?" and when they would tell me I'd act shocked and say "I meant your last name, silly...I know your first name!"
All you would have had to say is "Let's go."
Ok, Let's go!

*Checking flights to the east coast*

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » April 13, 2005 10:56 am

SweetMelissa wrote:
MojosMama wrote:
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:
MojosMama wrote:
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote: BTW I just found the thread about the other one being deleted....i'm a lil slow apparently
You're not slow you're special

YAY!

Now that's funny . Is that for Melissa
Hey YOURE the one who said she's special.....
Thanks Mojosmama.............Here you go boys....She posted another picture of me right there in the helmet...like what you see?

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » April 13, 2005 12:04 pm

This one works for me but I only use it when 1) when I see someone that piques my intereset or 2) I am really intoxacated

The set up.
Ask if they would like to hear a joke.(usaully everone says yes if they say no I don't want to be with someone without a sense of humor)

Take their hand so one of your hand is on the bottom holding their hand. The using the other hand point to the outside of the hand and say that there is rabbit sitting here and your palm is full of water . On the other side of the palm is another rabbit. Then ask the how the rabbits meet.
After all their answers tell them no until they ask you how.
Then you say I do not know either I just wanted to hold your hand.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 13, 2005 12:10 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:This one works for me but I only use it when 1) when I see someone that piques my intereset or 2) I am really intoxacated

The set up.
Ask if they would like to hear a joke.(usaully everone says yes if they say no I don't want to be with someone without a sense of humor)

Take their hand so one of your hand is on the bottom holding their hand. The using the other hand point to the outside of the hand and say that there is rabbit sitting here and your palm is full of water . On the other side of the palm is another rabbit. Then ask the how the rabbits meet.
After all their answers tell them no until they ask you how.
Then you say I do not know either I just wanted to hold your hand.

Ok I never fall for pick up lines.....but that one I would deffinitely buy! VERY CREATIVE!!!! that was a good one

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » April 13, 2005 1:30 pm

kitty wrote:I once actually said "I am not looking for Mr. right, I am looking for Mr. tonight"...hate to say, it worked!

Ooh! Me likey!

Who am I kidding? I'd still strike out even if I did get brave enough to use it...

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » April 13, 2005 2:04 pm

You never know it might work

but then again I have not had a date for awhile now

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » April 13, 2005 2:05 pm

kitty wrote:I once actually said "I am not looking for Mr. right, I am looking for Mr. tonight"...hate to say, it worked!

also, a corny one that I always laugh at "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

In college...I would always forget a guys name...so I would say "what was your name again?" and when they would tell me I'd act shocked and say "I meant your last name, silly...I know your first name!"

Why don't I have a problem believing this???

Someone took mine already. I used..."Wanna *****?"

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » April 13, 2005 2:09 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:This one works for me but I only use it when 1) when I see someone that piques my intereset or 2) I am really intoxacated

The set up.
Ask if they would like to hear a joke.(usaully everone says yes if they say no I don't want to be with someone without a sense of humor)

Take their hand so one of your hand is on the bottom holding their hand. The using the other hand point to the outside of the hand and say that there is rabbit sitting here and your palm is full of water . On the other side of the palm is another rabbit. Then ask the how the rabbits meet.
After all their answers tell them no until they ask you how.
Then you say I do not know either I just wanted to hold your hand.

Whoa!

I could definitely use this one!!!

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » April 13, 2005 2:09 pm

I have two front row tickets for Jimmy want to go?

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » April 13, 2005 3:28 pm

Who? Me? Where?

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » April 13, 2005 3:31 pm

nycparrothead wrote:I inspired you!!!! I'm honored!!!

Okay, here's one: "Hey nice shoes! Wanna f---?"

Sadly... I've seen that line work before by a friend of mine

How bout....
"I'm Fertile..."

yeah, never worked for me either...

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 13, 2005 4:28 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:You never know it might work but then again I have not had a date for awhile now

try it... you'll get a date!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 13, 2005 4:29 pm

Capt.Flock wrote:I have two front row tickets for Jimmy want to go?

HAHA good one... that one will probably get you more than just a date!

kitty · Post by **kitty** » April 13, 2005 4:49 pm

NYCPORT wrote:
kitty wrote:I once actually said "I am not looking for Mr. right, I am looking for Mr. tonight"...hate to say, it worked!

Why don't I have a problem believing this???

are you implying that I am easy??