Give me your best!!!!

DonnaKayDunbar · Post by **DonnaKayDunbar** » April 12, 2005 10:20 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
Quint wrote:One of the first things DKD said to me when we first met was...
" That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of coarse I'd be coming if I were on you to."
Oh boy...another double....

OH I love that one! Very Good DKD I might have to use that.

Well, you know it works... 24 days till we tie the knot!

Post by **SMLCHNG** » April 12, 2005 10:20 pm

Gulfbreeze wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
ALL of BN??
That's a lot of nudgin'
I'm a nudge enthusiast..

Should we just call you NE from now on?

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 12, 2005 10:23 pm

DonnaKayDunbar wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
Gulfbreeze wrote:
Quint wrote:One of the first things DKD said to me when we first met was...
" That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of coarse I'd be coming if I were on you to."
Oh boy...another double....

OH I love that one! Very Good DKD I might have to use that.
Well, you know it works... 24 days till we tie the knot!

honeslty i'm very impressed by that DKD you inspire me

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 12, 2005 11:27 pm

come on pholks keep 'em coming...i'm loving these... they are hysterical!

lorilovv · Post by **lorilovv** » April 12, 2005 11:36 pm

Sweety you MUST be tired 'cuz you've been runnin' through my mind ALL DAY!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 12, 2005 11:41 pm

HI my name is Wayne Remember It you will be screaming it
later..

lorilovv · Post by **lorilovv** » April 12, 2005 11:43 pm

::note to self....stay away from from RTW at MOTM!!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 12, 2005 11:44 pm

ragtopW wrote:HI my name is Wayne Remember It you will be screaming it
later..

VERY GOOD !!! I like that one!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 12, 2005 11:47 pm

lorilovv wrote:

::note to self....stay away from from RTW at MOTM!!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 12, 2005 11:50 pm

ragtopW wrote:
lorilovv wrote:

::note to self....stay away from from RTW at MOTM!!

AWWWW lorilovvv just shout out his name to make him feeel better!

teehee

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » April 13, 2005 12:01 am

Well, I didn't use a cliche' pickup line this past weekend... but what I did use was pretty good... it certainly got his attention...

I was at the bar after the Cubs game and the sun was starting to go down & it was getting pretty chilly... I noticed this uber hot guy standing next to me looking up at the television (as I was doing as well, watching the extra innings of the game) and finally I just said to him... "Dude, I'm about to jump into your sweatshirt!" He looked at me stunned and didn't say anything... and I said "I'm COOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!" He laughed and within a couple minutes we were cuddling under his jacket!

But, it's me we're talking about here... I eventually struck out.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 13, 2005 12:07 am

true story
My Dad and I were in the Store picking up some things for dinner
this very nice looking young lady had passed us a couple of times
and she knows that I am cooking dinner for the Family
sooo We get to the Whipped cream (for the cheesecake)
And she walks up and says "If you are as good a cook as I think.
you and I would need a 6 pac of these" (holding up a can of Whipped cream)

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » April 13, 2005 12:09 am

Nice legs. What time do they open?

Nice dress. It would look great laying on the floor next to my bed.

My penis is only 2 inches..................................from the floor

I have a tattoo on my penis......................of a bigger penis

Lastplaneout · Post by **Lastplaneout** » April 13, 2005 12:10 am

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » April 13, 2005 12:13 am

SMLCHNG wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote:Do chicks really need pick up lines?
NO!

Chicks can use this pick up line that monkeyboy put so eloquently

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Posted: April 12, 2005 7:20 pm Post subject:

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I inspired you!!!! I'm honored!!!

Okay, here's one: "Hey nice shoes! Wanna f---?"

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » April 13, 2005 12:17 am

Seriously... of course chicks don't need them... but if they want to approach the hot guy they've been checking out all night, they better be able to bring just as well as dudes!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 13, 2005 12:17 am

yeah that one always works

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 13, 2005 12:19 am

SweetMelissa wrote:yeah that one always works

Started drinking at noon and still awake?!?!? I think I'm in love!

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » April 13, 2005 12:19 am

They can even skip the nice shoes part

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 13, 2005 12:20 am

nycparrothead wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:yeah that one always works
Started drinking at noon and still awake?!?!? I think I'm in love!

If anyone i lived with was up i'd keep drinking haha