Give me your best!!!!

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » April 13, 2005 12:32 am

SweetMelissa wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:I'm good at the "picking up" part... it's the follow through that I sukk at...
awwwwi'm sure that's not true sweety!
I struck out with 4... count 'em... FOUR dudes in one freakin' day last Friday!!!
Aww just act like you don't like them they'll be all over you lol

It probably would have helped if I were semi-coherent and could have remembered their names 5 minutes after meeting them!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 13, 2005 12:32 am

nycparrothead wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:haha careful you are going to get this one deleted too!
Don't you realize that that's my goal with every thread here?

BTW I just found the thread about the other one being deleted....i'm a lil slow apparently

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » April 13, 2005 12:34 am

SweetMelissa wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:haha careful you are going to get this one deleted too!
Don't you realize that that's my goal with every thread here?
BTW I just found the thread about the other one being deleted....i'm a lil slow apparently

You're not slow you're special

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 13, 2005 12:35 am

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:haha careful you are going to get this one deleted too!
Don't you realize that that's my goal with every thread here?
BTW I just found the thread about the other one being deleted....i'm a lil slow apparently
You're not slow you're special

Lundah · Post by **Lundah** » April 13, 2005 12:44 am

"F--k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

"Did you wash your pants/skirt in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in them."

<check the tag of their shirt/blouse> "Just checking to see if you really were made in Heaven"

I know TONS more, but they escape me at the moment. It's late and been one hell of a day.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 13, 2005 1:03 am

haha good stuff

tequilatom · Post by **tequilatom** » April 13, 2005 7:37 am

? TO THE LADIES. DO PICK UP LINES ACTUALLY WORK.

I WAS LIKE A HAWK. LETTING GUYS HIT ON WOMEN. STRIKING OUT.THEY GET p*** AND WANT SOMEONE TO BAIL THEM OUT. THE SHY , QUIET APPROACH.

I ALWAYEDS USED MY CHARM AND DECENT LOOKS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. NOW FORGET IT , JUST LEFT WITH CHARM.

Gulfbreeze · Post by **Gulfbreeze** » April 13, 2005 9:49 am

iuparrothead wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
iuparrothead wrote:I'm good at the "picking up" part... it's the follow through that I sukk at...
awwwwi'm sure that's not true sweety!
I struck out with 4... count 'em... FOUR dudes in one freakin' day last Friday!!!

May I please give you my #??

I'm easy...

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 13, 2005 10:24 am

One of the most valuable lessons I learned as a bartender was that pick-up lines do not work.

So what I would do is play the good guy. When I would see a lady being bothered by some dude, I would find away to relieve her of the frustration. Usually I would just go and interrupt which would work 95% of the time.

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » April 13, 2005 10:25 am

true story. . .BG#2 and I were in B.B. King's in Memphis, several years ago. As soon as we walked in, some guy said, " Barkeep, put these two ladies on my tab TILL I DIE . .! !

let me tell you, that one worked. . course he never . . er. .died. . .but he faded pretty fast after a couple of hours. . .

and yes, there are some times there is not enough likker in the world. . .if you know what I mean . . .! !

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 13, 2005 10:30 am

PHBeerman wrote:One of the most valuable lessons I learned as a bartender was that pick-up lines do not work.

So what I would do is play the good guy. When I would see a lady being bothered by some dude, I would find away to relieve her of the frustration. Usually I would just go and interrupt which would work 95% of the time.

Bingo!! We have a winner pholks! Girls love to be "Saved" from a situation! your right pick up lines do not work....but they are good for a good laugh!

I love these keep 'em coming!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 13, 2005 10:32 am

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

nycparrothead · Post by **nycparrothead** » April 13, 2005 10:33 am

I usually just keep bugging them until they eventually have no choice but to give in...

So Melissa, about those pictures...

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » April 13, 2005 10:33 am

SweetMelissa wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:One of the most valuable lessons I learned as a bartender was that pick-up lines do not work.

So what I would do is play the good guy. When I would see a lady being bothered by some dude, I would find away to relieve her of the frustration. Usually I would just go and interrupt which would work 95% of the time.
Bingo!! We have a winner pholks! Girls love to be "Saved" from a situation! your right pick up lines do not work....but they are good for a good laugh!

I love these keep 'em coming!

I agree with PHB, stimulating conversation works much better unless she's drinking white zinfandel.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 13, 2005 10:34 am

nycparrothead wrote:I usually just keep bugging them until they eventually have no choice but to give in...

So Melissa, about those pictures...

Hey dude back off. The lady does not want to be bothered by you.

Psst read her last post dude the saving thing works on her.

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » April 13, 2005 10:34 am

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:haha careful you are going to get this one deleted too!
Don't you realize that that's my goal with every thread here?
BTW I just found the thread about the other one being deleted....i'm a lil slow apparently
You're not slow you're special

YAY!

PARROT HEAD MIKE · Post by **PARROT HEAD MIKE** » April 13, 2005 10:35 am

MojosMama wrote:
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:haha careful you are going to get this one deleted too!
Don't you realize that that's my goal with every thread here?
BTW I just found the thread about the other one being deleted....i'm a lil slow apparently
You're not slow you're special

YAY!

Now that's funny

. Is that for Melissa

kitty · Post by **kitty** » April 13, 2005 10:39 am

I once actually said "I am not looking for Mr. right, I am looking for Mr. tonight"...hate to say, it worked!

also, a corny one that I always laugh at "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

In college...I would always forget a guys name...so I would say "what was your name again?" and when they would tell me I'd act shocked and say "I meant your last name, silly...I know your first name!"

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » April 13, 2005 10:39 am

PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:
MojosMama wrote:
PARROT HEAD MIKE wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
nycparrothead wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:haha careful you are going to get this one deleted too!
Don't you realize that that's my goal with every thread here?
BTW I just found the thread about the other one being deleted....i'm a lil slow apparently
You're not slow you're special

YAY!

Now that's funny . Is that for Melissa

Hey YOURE the one who said she's special.....

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 13, 2005 10:40 am

kitty wrote:I once actually said "I am not looking for Mr. right, I am looking for Mr. tonight"...hate to say, it worked!

also, a corny one that I always laugh at "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

In college...I would always forget a guys name...so I would say "what was your name again?" and when they would tell me I'd act shocked and say "I meant your last name, silly...I know your first name!"

All you would have had to say is "Let's go."