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Give me your best!!!!
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:19 pm
by SweetMelissa
I was just inspired to make this thread by a phellow bner...........
Give me your best pick up line gals and guys!
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:20 pm
by nycparrothead
I inspired you!!!! I'm honored!!!
Okay, here's one: "Hey nice shoes! Wanna f---?"
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:22 pm
by SweetMelissa
nycparrothead wrote:I inspired you!!!! I'm honored!!!
Okay, here's one: "Hey nice shoes! Wanna f---?"
I should have known you'd post first LOL
yes you were the inspiration
That might work too................................NOT!
Try again!
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:23 pm
by nycparrothead
"I'm hung like a baby....... Yep... 19 inches long, 7 pounds, 4 ounces!"
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:24 pm
by SweetMelissa
nycparrothead wrote:"I'm hung like a baby....... Yep... 19 inches long, 7 pounds, 4 ounces!"
hahahah deeelicious!!!!
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:27 pm
by nycparrothead
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:27 pm
by SweetMelissa
That was deffinitely a joke! haha
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:28 pm
by MA_Buffett_Fan23
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:34 pm
by phjrsaunt
I guess I was something of a pushover. My husband got me by saying, "You like horses? My aunt has a whole bunch of horses and she'll let you ride anytime you want to!"
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:37 pm
by nycparrothead
phjrsaunt wrote:I guess I was something of a pushover. My husband got me by saying, "You like horses? My aunt has a whole bunch of horses and she'll let you ride anytime you want to!"
So, how big was
his horse?
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:40 pm
by Lastplaneout
"Sooo ya know I fly airplanes, maybe I could take you up sometime"
Muahah i'm tellin ya it's not even corny...but as soon as a chick hears you're a pilot..the legs spread. Im also partial to...
"When the collar is popped....The panties will drop" Not really a pickup line...more of a guidline to live by
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:41 pm
by SMLCHNG
Geez, Daniel... could you be any more romantic there?
Or less on the 'graphic' side??
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:49 pm
by Quint
One of the first things DKD said to me when we first met was...
" That shirt looks very becoming on you. Of coarse I'd be coming if I were on you to."
Posted: April 12, 2005 7:59 pm
by SweetMelissa
These are great!
Posted: April 12, 2005 8:00 pm
by Lastplaneout
SweetMelissa wrote:These are great!
Yep yep yep..what can I say..all you chicks definitely want me
hell...even the guys
Posted: April 12, 2005 8:15 pm
by FFishstick
My grandfather got my grandmother with "Stick with me and you will fart through silk"
Posted: April 12, 2005 8:17 pm
by OceanCityGirl
Stick with me and you will fart through silk"
Did she get to???
Posted: April 12, 2005 8:18 pm
by OceanCityGirl
Do chicks really need pick up lines?
Posted: April 12, 2005 8:20 pm
by FFishstick
OceanCityGirl wrote:Stick with me and you will fart through silk"
Did she get to???
Nothin but silk Granny Panties for her. Oh yikes now I've got that visual in my head.
Thanks a lot.
Posted: April 12, 2005 8:21 pm
by SMLCHNG
OceanCityGirl wrote:Do chicks really need pick up lines?
NO!