sounds dirty... but it's not!
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:24 pm
I'm going to go buy a conch.. so I can blow it...
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sounds dirty... but it's not!
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Posted: April 13, 2005 12:26 pm
sounds drug-related to me!!
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:27 pm
nah... it's for the wedding.
Re: sounds dirty... but it's not!
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:27 pm
I think that's illegal in most states.............except Nevada!DonnaKayDunbar wrote:I'm going to go buy a conch.. so I can blow it...
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:27 pm
sounds like a good time DKD! GO for it!!!
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:27 pm
and I need to get going.... to the seashell store to buy it...
then to JoAnn frabrics...
the to the ghetto-grocer... because they have better prices than Publix right now on some stuff..
then to JoAnn frabrics...
the to the ghetto-grocer... because they have better prices than Publix right now on some stuff..
Re: sounds dirty... but it's not!
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:28 pm
DonnaKayDunbar wrote:I'm going to go buy a conch.. so I can blow it...
I got one.
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:28 pm
Just another reason Quint loves me...SweetMelissa wrote:sounds like a good time DKD! GO for it!!!
I'm willing to blow a conch...
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:29 pm
I have a conch. It's from India. And I blow it often. I'm a good blower. Hubby's not so good at it, but doesn't seem interested in blowing anyway.
I'm the designated blower.
I'm the designated blower.
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:29 pm
Ok, I know....it's a big seashell that you blow and it sounds like a horn?
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:29 pm
I just had the funniest thought. . .
and children, do not attempt this at home. . .
suppose next time Quint gave you a kiss, he kinda just blew real hard. . .think the sound would come out of some other . .er, orifice. . . ? ? ?
can you say. . .human conch. . . ! ! !
and children, do not attempt this at home. . .
suppose next time Quint gave you a kiss, he kinda just blew real hard. . .think the sound would come out of some other . .er, orifice. . . ? ? ?
can you say. . .human conch. . . ! ! !
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:30 pm
hehehe....buffettbride wrote:I have a conch. It's from India. And I blow it often. I'm a good blower. Hubby's not so good at it, but doesn't seem interested in blowing anyway.
I'm the designated blower.
Your hubby can't blow his own conch...
Perhaps he should have a rib removed?
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:30 pm
Lucky conch's
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:30 pm
I've never blown a conch. Somehow I now feel less of a woman 
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:30 pm
Nahhh. That's why he married me!DonnaKayDunbar wrote:hehehe....buffettbride wrote:I have a conch. It's from India. And I blow it often. I'm a good blower. Hubby's not so good at it, but doesn't seem interested in blowing anyway.
I'm the designated blower.
Your hubby can't blow his own conch...
Perhaps he should have a rib removed?
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:30 pm
You're so... weird...balcony girls wrote:I just had the funniest thought. . .
and children, do not attempt this at home. . .
suppose next time Quint gave you a kiss, he kinda just blew real hard. . .think the sound would come out of some other . .er, orifice. . . ? ? ?
can you say. . .human conch. . . ! ! !
But that's the reason we L-O-V-E you guys!
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:31 pm
If you put my conch next to your ear you can not only HEAR the ocean, but you can FEEL it too!!
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:31 pm
Well, pick up a conch and start blowing... it's never too late to learn...ph4ever wrote:I've never blown a conch. Somehow I now feel less of a woman
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:31 pm
i hear it takes years of practice, practice, practice, to do it just right
Posted: April 13, 2005 12:32 pm
Weird is not the word, honey. This one is simply in a league of her own!!!!