Living Will

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For the guys…

Living Will

I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind
and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of BOZO
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for
a __________________ (Blow Job and a Vodka & Tonic, Cold Beer,
Margarita, Bloody Mary, Martini, Rum & Coke, shot of Wild Turkey,
etc...you get the idea) it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
Under no circumstances shall the hypocritical members of the
Legislature (State or Federal) enact a special law to keep me on
life-support machinery. It is my wish that these Bonehead IDIOTS mind
their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education
and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.
They should get back to their regular duties of frivolous spending and
piling up massive budget deficits.
Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case.
I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge
for their run for political office, it is my wish that they play
politics with someone else's life and leave me alone. In most all cases, I
didn't even vote for them when I was "pre-vegetative"
I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails
to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know
these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and
crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own damn business, too.
If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make
his or her existence a living hell. They should also forfeit any claim
to my inheritance, meager though it may be, that they may have.
_______________________________________
Signature

DATE__________
_______________________________________
Witness

[DonnaKayDunbar]

I love that.