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Posted: **April 19, 2005 10:06 am**

When giving directions to the death star you say; "turn off the paved universe".

Posted: **April 19, 2005 10:11 am**

Or, how about...if the princess is your sister...?
Rednecks, they are. From the begining, have been

Posted: **April 19, 2005 11:39 am**

you use the force to raise your speeder out of the mud pit

Posted: **April 19, 2005 1:35 pm**

If you have "Bocephus" printed on the front windshield of your X-Wing..............

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If......