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A nun, badly needing to use a restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off for a few seconds. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
The nun walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender directed the nun to the restrooms.

After a few minutes when she came back out everyone stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud me just because I merged from the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

That's awesome!

I've seen this somewhere before... but it's funny as heck!

busted...

There's actually a nightclub here in Milwaukee, the SafeHouse, that has a similar setup. I'm told there's a (very old) statue of Burt Reynolds, anatomically correct, in one of the ladies rooms. When you touch his, ahem, manhood, a siren goes off.