A guy is jogging and passes a tennis court. He sees a brand new ball picks it up and puts in the front of his shorts. A while later, he sees another ball and puts it in his shorts next to the other one.
He comes to a red light and starts to jog in place. As he's doing this the balls drop lower and lower. A woman passing by sees this and is mystified and stares at them.
Seeing this, the man says, "Tennis balls," matter-of-factly.
"Oh that's too bad. I just got over tennis elbow"
Tennis Joke
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jonesbeach10
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Tennis Joke
Sometimes more than others,
we see who and what and where we are,
I'm just a one man band,
With my feet in the sand,
Tonight I just need my guitar
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