Tennis Joke

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jonesbeach10
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Tennis Joke

Post by jonesbeach10 »

A guy is jogging and passes a tennis court. He sees a brand new ball picks it up and puts in the front of his shorts. A while later, he sees another ball and puts it in his shorts next to the other one.

He comes to a red light and starts to jog in place. As he's doing this the balls drop lower and lower. A woman passing by sees this and is mystified and stares at them.

Seeing this, the man says, "Tennis balls," matter-of-factly.

"Oh that's too bad. I just got over tennis elbow"

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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Ilph »

:roll: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Jason Mason »

:lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D
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Post by tdparrothead »

That was so stupid it was funny. :roll: :lol:
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Post by ragtopW »

:o :o :D :D
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Post by redwinemaker »

:o :D
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