Things To Do In The Bathroom At Work

Jason Mason · Post by **Jason Mason** » April 19, 2005 12:10 am

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » April 19, 2005 8:36 pm

How many of those have you actually tried, Jason?

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 19, 2005 8:39 pm

Jason Mason · Post by **Jason Mason** » April 19, 2005 10:14 pm

unclejohn wrote:How many of those have you actually tried, Jason?

I'd love to try #7!

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 19, 2005 10:40 pm

Jason Mason wrote:
unclejohn wrote:How many of those have you actually tried, Jason?
I'd love to try #7!

That would be hilarious.

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 23, 2005 12:15 am

just sick... I approve

Post by **SMLCHNG** » April 23, 2005 10:20 am

barbieann · Post by **barbieann** » April 23, 2005 3:44 pm

tdparrothead wrote:
Jason Mason wrote:
unclejohn wrote:How many of those have you actually tried, Jason?
I'd love to try #7!
That would be hilarious.

Interesting, that was my pick too!!

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » April 23, 2005 3:45 pm

island_hopper · Post by **island_hopper** » April 24, 2005 1:22 am

Yeah!! My type of humor!

citcat · Post by **citcat** » April 24, 2005 4:29 am

Number 18 will get you killed, or at least severely maimed.

Take a large can of chicken stew and dump some on the seat, floor, and in the bowl in a center stall. If you have time, go into the next stall and wait for someone to open the door and be totally grossed. WARNING: this is totally juvenile. I did this in a college dorm (GIRL'S) and it made some of them sick. Extremely juvenile, on second thought don't do it....housekeeping should not have to clean this up.

ToplessRideFL · Post by **ToplessRideFL** » April 24, 2005 8:57 am

When I was in college putting saran wrap on the bowl (between the bowl and the seat) was a popular pastime. You did it late at night so that the next morning a sleepy floor mate would stumble into the bathroom and...well you get the graphic!

Why was that fun again?