Once upon a time.

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » April 21, 2005 2:28 pm

shakerofsalt wrote:BG said "I'm not really into farm animals, but I guess......"

we could watch "Babe"...

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 21, 2005 2:32 pm

and tom said "that would be great BG baby... but only if you let me....."

shakerofsalt · Post by **shakerofsalt** » April 21, 2005 2:37 pm

The cowboy on the back didn't let Tomm finish. The cowboy said "whoa there big fella, I mean lil fella, hold your horses. The drunk guy just......."

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 21, 2005 2:41 pm

started hitting on BG...whatcha gonna do about it tomm?

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » April 21, 2005 3:18 pm

I'll deal with that in a minute. . but would you look at that goat on a rope he brought in. . .got a d@mn MONKEY on his back . .! !

BG was not . . . . . . .

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 21, 2005 4:19 pm

was not amused when she realized that it was really NYCparrothead on the monkey's back humping him... so BG said.....

tequilatom · Post by **tequilatom** » April 21, 2005 4:28 pm

shock the monkey.

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » April 21, 2005 4:33 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:was not amused when she realized that it was really NYCparrothead on the monkey's back humping him... so BG said.....

I TOLD YOU . . FARM NIGHT IS TUESDAY , NOT THURSDAY . . ! !

well, that caused Monkey to leap from the goat and. . .

MojosMama · Post by **MojosMama** » April 21, 2005 4:47 pm

balcony girls wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:was not amused when she realized that it was really NYCparrothead on the monkey's back humping him... so BG said.....
I TOLD YOU . . FARM NIGHT IS TUESDAY , NOT THURSDAY . . ! !

well, that caused Monkey to leap from the goat and. . .

Up BGs hula skirt

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » April 21, 2005 10:43 pm

and you'll never believe what he found up BG's skirt!!!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 21, 2005 10:59 pm

The keys to the OAR house!!!!!!!!!!!

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » April 21, 2005 11:00 pm

So then the monkeyboy took the keys and....

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 21, 2005 11:02 pm

proceeded to hump bg

iuparrothead · Post by **iuparrothead** » April 21, 2005 11:10 pm

funny thing... BG hardly even noticed the humping because he was so...

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 21, 2005 11:22 pm

teeny tiny, however he made up for it with his.....

lovin_jimmy · Post by **lovin_jimmy** » April 21, 2005 11:23 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:teeny tiny, however he made up for it with his.....

big banana, BG said..

lorilovv · Post by **lorilovv** » April 21, 2005 11:24 pm

lovin_jimmy wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:teeny tiny, however he made up for it with his.....
big banana, BG said..

Is that a banana or are you just glad to see me? She reached out for...

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » April 21, 2005 11:25 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:teeny tiny, however he made up for it with his.....

can you say . . .DieHard. . .

but in his pocket he had . .

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 21, 2005 11:30 pm

a loveletter to Bg and it said.....

GringoInTheGarden · Post by **GringoInTheGarden** » April 22, 2005 1:12 am

SweetMelissa wrote:a loveletter to Bg and it said.....

'I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that!'