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Once upon a time.
Posted: April 21, 2005 12:16 pm
by PHBeerman
Ok Story time.
So a drunk, a cowboy and BG walk into a bar........
Re: Once upon a time.
Posted: April 21, 2005 12:19 pm
by captainjoe
PHBeerman wrote:Ok Story time.
So a drunk, a cowboy and BG walk into a bar........
and take one look at the midget in the corner . . .
Re: Once upon a time.
Posted: April 21, 2005 12:21 pm
by buffettbride
captainjoe wrote:PHBeerman wrote:Ok Story time.
So a drunk, a cowboy and BG walk into a bar........
and take one look at the midget in the corner . . .
"Tomm, is that you???? I could hardly recognize you in those platform shoes. Would you like some Oar House pie?"
Re: Once upon a time.
Posted: April 21, 2005 12:22 pm
by PHBeerman
buffettbride wrote:captainjoe wrote:PHBeerman wrote:Ok Story time.
So a drunk, a cowboy and BG walk into a bar........
and take one look at the midget in the corner . . .
"Tomm, is that you???? I could hardly recognize you in those platform shoes. Would you like some Oar House pie?"
Tomm replied "Nope, I don't swing from that side of the plate"
They then walked to the bar and.....
Re: Once upon a time.
Posted: April 21, 2005 12:24 pm
by captainjoe
PHBeerman wrote:buffettbride wrote:captainjoe wrote:PHBeerman wrote:Ok Story time.
So a drunk, a cowboy and BG walk into a bar........
and take one look at the midget in the corner . . .
"Tomm, is that you???? I could hardly recognize you in those platform shoes. Would you like some Oar House pie?"
Tomm replied "Nope, I don't swing from that side of the plate"
They then walked to the bar and.....
ordered a champaign cooley . . .
Re: Once upon a time.
Posted: April 21, 2005 12:25 pm
by buffettbride
captainjoe wrote:PHBeerman wrote:buffettbride wrote:captainjoe wrote:PHBeerman wrote:Ok Story time.
So a drunk, a cowboy and BG walk into a bar........
and take one look at the midget in the corner . . .
"Tomm, is that you???? I could hardly recognize you in those platform shoes. Would you like some Oar House pie?"
Tomm replied "Nope, I don't swing from that side of the plate"
They then walked to the bar and.....
ordered a champaign cooley . . .
two shots of vodka and a diet coke...
Re: Once upon a time.
Posted: April 21, 2005 12:27 pm
by ph4ever
buffettbride wrote:captainjoe wrote:PHBeerman wrote:buffettbride wrote:captainjoe wrote:PHBeerman wrote:Ok Story time.
So a drunk, a cowboy and BG walk into a bar........
and take one look at the midget in the corner . . .
"Tomm, is that you???? I could hardly recognize you in those platform shoes. Would you like some Oar House pie?"
Tomm replied "Nope, I don't swing from that side of the plate"
They then walked to the bar and.....
ordered a champaign cooley . . .
two shots of vodka and a diet coke...
and 1 beer
Posted: April 21, 2005 12:27 pm
by captainjoe
and said, "Boy! I thought I told you no six shooters allowed. If you wanna come in here, you best be packing a automatic! now get out of here!" And with that he looked at the BG and said . . .
Posted: April 21, 2005 12:30 pm
by PHBeerman
captainjoe wrote:and said, "Boy! I thought I told you no six shooters allowed. If you wanna come in here, you best be packing a automatic! now get out of here!" And with that he looked at the BG and said . . .
"You packing baby??"
She replied...
Posted: April 21, 2005 12:36 pm
by SweetMelissa
"am I ever not?"
Posted: April 21, 2005 12:47 pm
by captainjoe
SweetMelissa wrote:"am I ever not?"
With that, Tomm told them to get on the back of his snow mobile. They went over the river and through the woods and were happily on their way to . . . .
Posted: April 21, 2005 12:59 pm
by shakerofsalt
the local square dance. All of a sudden, BG......
Posted: April 21, 2005 1:06 pm
by DonnaKayDunbar
covered his eyes with her hands and said...
Posted: April 21, 2005 1:27 pm
by PHBeerman
I like my men short. But you are way too short. And I am not talking about your stature.
To this Tomm replied......
Posted: April 21, 2005 1:41 pm
by balcony girls
I heard you were interested in a pole . .
Posted: April 21, 2005 1:53 pm
by PHBeerman
Sorry we already have SOASOAPT as a pole. Can you serve......
Posted: April 21, 2005 1:55 pm
by DonnaKayDunbar
PHBeerman wrote:Sorry we already have SOASOAPT as a pole. Can you serve......
The cocktail weiners? I've already put the monkeys-on-sticks into them... they're over there by the....
Posted: April 21, 2005 1:59 pm
by balcony girls
me one of those flying saucer whipped cream shooter thingys . .
then after that maybe we could. . .
then he pondered a second and said . .
Posted: April 21, 2005 2:05 pm
by PHBeerman
balcony girls wrote:me one of those flying saucer whipped cream shooter thingys . .
then after that maybe we could. . .
Go and see a movie
balcony girls wrote:
then he pondered a second and said . .
Only if it's a chick flick
What is your favorite?
Posted: April 21, 2005 2:08 pm
by shakerofsalt
BG said "I'm not really into farm animals, but I guess......"