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Zoo Tries to Get Chimp to Kick the Habit
Posted: April 22, 2005 1:17 pm
by a1aara
BLOEMFONTEIN, South Africa (AP) -- A South African zoo wants a chimpanzee to quit smoking cold turkey.
Keepers say Charlie the chimpanzee picked up the habit from visitors at the Bloemfontein Zoo who sometimes toss him cigarettes.
"It looks funny to see a chimp smoking," a zoo spokesman said, but Charlie's trick could cost him his health.
The zoo is asking people to stop tossing cigarettes and contributing to the chimp's habit.
A zoo official says Charlie "acts like a naughty schoolboy" and hides his cigarettes when workers are around.
Posted: April 22, 2005 1:28 pm
by Brown Eyed Girl
You know, I never fail to be amazed by the sheer stupidity of much of the human population.
I'm actually surprised Charlie is still alive. Primates do not have immunities against our germs....a simple human cold can kill them. So now we have the human germs on the cigs as well as the effects of nicotine etc at play here.
My personal opinion is that they should fire everyone in that zoo that let this become a problem.
Posted: April 22, 2005 1:35 pm
by shakerofsalt
Do you think he has his own lighter or matches????
Posted: April 22, 2005 1:47 pm
by Brown Eyed Girl
Kari...judging by comments from "zoo officials" I wouldn't be surprised.
Although he really doesn't need them since he's getting used cigs...blech.
Posted: April 22, 2005 1:56 pm
by shakerofsalt
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Kari...judging by comments from "zoo officials" I wouldn't be surprised.
Although he really doesn't need them since he's getting used cigs...blech.
The reason I asked is because that would pose a serious fire risk if people are throwing lit cigs.
Posted: April 22, 2005 1:58 pm
by bravedave
Dang, that stinks.
Sorry your visitors are such pigs, monkeydude.
I can recommend the patch ('course you only have 1... well 2... places you can put it.)

Posted: April 22, 2005 2:02 pm
by Brown Eyed Girl
shakerofsalt wrote:Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Kari...judging by comments from "zoo officials" I wouldn't be surprised.
Although he really doesn't need them since he's getting used cigs...blech.
The reason I asked is because that would pose a serious fire risk if people are throwing lit cigs.
yeah...well...somehow I don't think that ever popped into their little minds.
Not sure what the zoos in South Africa are like, but here in the US where we've gone to naturalistic exhibits with lots of vegetation it definitely would be a problem.
Posted: April 22, 2005 3:02 pm
by Capt.Flock
He actually hides his cigs from his keepers; I guess he is against the idea of quitting.
Posted: April 22, 2005 5:14 pm
by Jason Mason
What is happening to our zoos?
Posted: April 22, 2005 8:01 pm
by Brown Eyed Girl
Jason Mason wrote:What is happening to our zoos?
This was South Africa....not our zoos.
Posted: April 22, 2005 10:30 pm
by bravedave
Jason Mason wrote:What is happening at the zoo?
Glad you asked...
The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
They're dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.
Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! You gotta come and see
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
At the zoo.
Posted: April 23, 2005 12:13 am
by tdparrothead
I saw this on the news tonight. It was actually kinda funny.
Posted: April 23, 2005 12:58 am
by ragtopW
ha ha ho ho throw the Chimp a smoke...
what are you thinking???

Posted: April 23, 2005 1:10 am
by tdparrothead
The chimp seriously looks like he's been smoking for years, just the way he somkes and holds the cigarette. Make ya wonder what the world's coming to.

Posted: April 23, 2005 1:47 am
by sonofabeach
no wonder they wanna rip the nards off of people.
Oh well as long as the chimp is busy smoking he can't throw his poo at you.
Posted: April 23, 2005 12:37 pm
by ph4ever
Posted: April 23, 2005 3:30 pm
by RinglingRingling
shakerofsalt wrote:Do you think he has his own lighter or matches????
Probably got a nice Zippo for Christmas from the Missus..
Posted: April 24, 2005 9:24 pm
by Quint
sonofabeach wrote:no wonder they wanna rip the nards off of people.
Oh well as long as the chimp is busy smoking he can't throw his poo at you.
" Is this that show where you get a monkey to throw poo at a celebrety?"
Posted: April 24, 2005 9:48 pm
by Desdamona
My mother used to throw pocket mirrors to the spider monkeys...
Posted: April 25, 2005 2:39 am
by captainjoe
This is what will happen to the monkey if it continues to smoke:
The Real Reason Dinasaurs Went Extinct
