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poohbear1324 wrote:
Im so old

oh, yeah... positively ancient.

If Joe were to trade you in for twins half your age, he'd be getting what? 13 year olds?

RinglingRingling wrote:

poohbear1324 wrote:
Im so old

oh, yeah... positively ancient.

If Joe were to trade you in for twins half your age, he'd be getting what? 13 year olds?

15

ragtopW wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

poohbear1324 wrote:
Im so old

oh, yeah... positively ancient.

If Joe were to trade you in for twins half your age, he'd be getting what? 13 year olds?

15

well, you know what they say, "15'll getcha 20, but that's awrriight..."

or at the very least, he'd have an irate dad on the porch (with the Reverend Uncle Daddy in tow) with a shotgun...

Thank God I'm still young according to that!!!!!!!!! WOOHOOOO

SweetMelissa wrote:Thank God I'm still young according to that!!!!!!!!! WOOHOOOO

yeah.. probably are. No idea who Jerry Van Dyke is, do you?

Damnit! I'm only 25, and I pass for 1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 10, 11 (mom and dad, ew), 13, 17, 20, 21, 22, 24, and the bonus. Damn.

#26 When speaking of an event like it was "yesterday" a younger person in the group points out the fact that you are talking about 26 years ago

#27 Cold pizza is almost never one of the major food groups in your diet

#28 Scotch on the rocks, vodka martinis and good Merlot have taken the place of vast quantities of beer

#29 You get an invitation to you college buddies childs college graduation

#29a or wedding

#30 You choose foods based on what reaction it will have in your lower intestinal tract

damn...i'm not quite 25 and these all apply to me

Island_Lullaby wrote:oh, and...you "hang out" at the local Eagles/Falcons/Vets/Elks/etc. instead of a "bar"

Ahem......that would be the Moose Lodge, thank you very much.

At least if nobody else will take us, we can fall back on Mooseheart

#31 Ann talks about music and you have never heard of a single band and/or performer

Cubbie Bear wrote:At least if nobody else will take us, we can fall back on Mooseheart

Cubbie, my brother!

32. If you manage to go out back-to-back nights, chances are, you won't be drinking the 2nd night

33. You have to leave before last call... so you're home before your spouse has to leave for work, or go for their morning run (this is the world my friends and I live in)

34. ...and so you can get up to get your kids to 8am baseball, soccer, etc without liquor on your breath

Sigh....

#35 You have to start getting ready for bed at least 2 hours prior for the preparation.....ben gay rub down, nasal spray, hook up the heating pad, drag out the pill box to pop about 5 or six of those, make sure there's water next to the bed because you know you're sinuses are so dry that your mouth is sure to be stuck together when you wake up in the middle of the night, pull out the extra pillow to stuff under your neck because you can only sleep elevated, restock the tissue box next to your night stand,........maybe 2 hours isn't enough time,.....maybe should start right after breakfast!

lorilovv wrote:#35 You have to start getting ready for bed at least 2 hours prior for the preparation.....ben gay rub down, nasal spray, hook up the heating pad, drag out the pill box to pop about 5 or six of those, make sure there's water next to the bed because you know you're sinuses are so dry that your mouth is sure to be stuck together when you wake up in the middle of the night, pull out the extra pillow to stuff under your neck because you can only sleep elevated, restock the tissue box next to your night stand,........maybe 2 hours isn't enough time,.....maybe should start right after breakfast!

The "home" just called, your room is ready

Well, of course I don't go through this routine. I just remember my grandmother doing this. I would get so tickled at her...I could here her hours after going to bed rambling around in her nightstand, hearing the sound of pills being rattled, and so on. I just know I'm old because I just about do at least need a pill box for my allergy medications. I refuse to go there just yet!

D-Nile (and your room is across the hall from mine)

NEIGHBOR!

Sorry about that embarrassing bathtub incident...could have swore that was my room.....can't seem to remember to take my altzheimer meds.

Surprized to see that nobody has thought of this.



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