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exploding frogs

Posted: April 26, 2005 1:53 pm
by OceanCityGirl
Don't know if anybody has posted this yet, but here goes

Visitors to Hamburg parks are being warned to watch out for exploding toads.

Several thousand toads in the city's parks have so far mysteriously spontaneously exploded, sending entrails and toad body parts over a wide area.

Vets and animal welfare workers said the mystery has decimated the city's toad population as well as the unpleasant problem of leaving toad parts scattered around parks and open spaces.

Eyewitnesses say the toads swell up to three and a half times their normal size before suddenly exploding - sending entrails flying metres into the air.

Nature protection worker Werner Smolnik from Hamburg said over the last four days at least a thousand toads had died in this manner in scenes reminiscent of a science fiction film.

He said: "It is a complete mystery, we have a lot of ideas which we are following up, but at the moment we haven't the faintest idea if any of them are correct.

"It could be an unknown virus, or a fungus that has infected the water or a defence mechanism against aggressive crows which have appeared in the area recently.

"You see the toads crawling along the ground, swelling and getting bigger as they go until they are like little tennis balls, and then they suddenly explode."

Vet Otto Horst added: "I have never seen a thing like it."

"It's a real puzzle," agreed Janne Kloepper from the Hamburg Institute for Hygiene and the Environment, adding: "If this keeps up, there will be no toads left in Hamburg."

Posted: April 26, 2005 2:07 pm
by HawaiianGator
wacky .. really wacky ...

we need streaming video on that .. :lol:

Posted: April 26, 2005 2:09 pm
by pair8head
It's a terrorist plot

Posted: April 26, 2005 2:09 pm
by buffettbride
Maybe it's Miss Piggy's idea of going postal on Kermie.

Posted: April 26, 2005 2:11 pm
by rednekkPH
Alka-Seltzer

Posted: April 26, 2005 2:12 pm
by AlbatrossFlyer
most of the toads i've seen explode usually swelled up only a couple times over before blowing up.

after having an M80 crammed into their mouths......

Posted: April 26, 2005 2:13 pm
by tdparrothead
Ewwww!!!
:lol: :roll:

Posted: April 26, 2005 2:14 pm
by tdparrothead
AlbatrossFlyer wrote:most of the toads i've seen explode usually swelled up only a couple times over before blowing up.

after having an M80 crammed into their mouths......
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: April 26, 2005 2:17 pm
by Brown Eyed Girl
AlbatrossFlyer wrote:most of the toads i've seen explode usually swelled up only a couple times over before blowing up.

after having an M80 crammed into their mouths......
Charlie....how did you ever survive this long? :o :lol: :lol: :wink:

Posted: April 26, 2005 2:23 pm
by spoonerhizolehound
I have an exploding frog. Damn things acts up all of the time. :pirate:

Posted: April 26, 2005 2:32 pm
by AlbatrossFlyer
Brown Eyed Girl wrote:
AlbatrossFlyer wrote:most of the toads i've seen explode usually swelled up only a couple times over before blowing up.

after having an M80 crammed into their mouths......
Charlie....how did you ever survive this long? :o :lol: :lol: :wink:
life was simpler in the good ol' days.....

Posted: April 26, 2005 2:32 pm
by longlinergirl
rednekkPH wrote:Alka-Seltzer
I thought that was only for making chum outta sea gulls?

Re: exploding frogs

Posted: April 26, 2005 10:10 pm
by citcat
OceanCityGirl wrote:
"It could be an unknown virus, or a fungus that has infected the water or a defence mechanism against aggressive crows which have appeared in the area recently.
:o
Exploding as a defense mechanism....sounds German to me!!! And I'm part German. So don't anybody be aggressive to me. I shall cover you with my essence and you shall be citcat-ified! 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: May 4, 2005 1:26 am
by Sam
Those BLEEPING Germans!!! They brew the best beer and make some of the best weapons in the world!

Better watch out next thing ya know terrs will be attacking with exploding frogs and people will be robbing banks and muggers will have a field day....

...Not to mention what it will do to the art of warfare ( instead of throwing hand grenades they will be throwing toads...Joe...H"ow many toads you got? I am out of toads and I need a couple to take out that bunker!" Or for the M-203 or the Mk-19...use the toad rounds instead of the HE or HE-DP ) or even think about what people will have to go through at airport screening. "Ma'am/sir is that a live toad you are carrying? will you stay where you are and don't move until..." Does this mean we will need/have toad sniffing dogs now?

Talk about landmines.OMG......Be very careful, we are surrounded in this swamp with exploading toads....
8) :lol: 8) :lol: :wink: