Hunting joke .... sorta ..
Posted: April 28, 2005 9:15 am
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better, I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang," and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year old man said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly."
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang," and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year old man said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly."
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