Dating Disasters

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 28, 2005 5:08 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:Beerman and Tyler that was cute you were just being protective of me!
How sweet!
I was doing my job. Tyler would be a candidate if he wasn't Canadian.

You are the best pimp I've ever had Troy

! BTW how's the pimping coming? hehehe

Tyler would be a candidate but he also has a girlfriend...but he's cute!

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 28, 2005 5:09 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:Beerman and Tyler that was cute you were just being protective of me!
How sweet!
I was doing my job. Tyler would be a candidate if he wasn't Canadian.

Thanks Beerman, it's good to know I've made it so far only to be disqualified on a technicality.

msu#1 · Post by **msu#1** » April 28, 2005 5:09 pm

ph4ever wrote:Beerman you're going about it all wrong - you need a committee aka party. When I was pimpin out CRC this is what I told all the guys

"If you want to date CRC you must be approved by the Texoma Gang Review Committee. You must answer a 300 question application, sit before the review board, fly honoary review board members in from Colorado, Rhode Island, Chicago and San Diego and various other locations to Dallas as well as flying the Oklahoma Contingent into Dallas. You will be responsible for all travel/hotel expenses. We will then meet not meat at the secret location where we will proceed to eat and drink and question you for approximately 9 hours -oh and you must pick up our tab there as well."

or just have 50 bucks your willing to part with

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 28, 2005 5:10 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:Beerman and Tyler that was cute you were just being protective of me!
How sweet!
I was doing my job. Tyler would be a candidate if he wasn't Canadian.

You are the best pimp I've ever had Troy ! BTW how's the pimping coming? hehehe

Tyler would be a candidate but he also has a girlfriend...but he's cute!

Gee thanks.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 28, 2005 5:11 pm

SweetMelissa wrote: You are the best pimp I've ever had Troy ! BTW how's the pimping coming? hehehe

Tyler would be a candidate but he also has a girlfriend...but he's cute!

That depends. How do you feel about really old Lawyers?

Pros:
He is willing to take you to Cuban.
He's old, he'll die soon.

Cons:
He's a Lawyer
From New York
A Yankees fan
He's old, he'll die soon

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 28, 2005 5:14 pm

That would all be fine with me until you said he's a yankees fan

Mets fans from NY no prob....Yankeees.........

Sorry Larry! other than that there would be no prob you handsome devil

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 28, 2005 5:15 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote: You are the best pimp I've ever had Troy ! BTW how's the pimping coming? hehehe

Tyler would be a candidate but he also has a girlfriend...but he's cute!
That depends. How do you feel about really old Lawyers?

Pros:
He is willing to take you to Cuban.
He's old, he'll die soon.

Cons:
He's a Lawyer
From New York
A Yankees fan
He's old, he'll die soon

Come on Beerman... could a Yankees fan and a Red Sox fan ever get along? Don't even bother her with these candidates that don't stand a chance.

I think I need to be the assistant-pimp here, just to make sure you don't make too many wrong choice for Melissa.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 28, 2005 5:16 pm

how cool is that to have a pimp and an assitant pimp... this might even need a whole new thread lol! You two are great!

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 28, 2005 5:16 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:That would all be fine with me until you said he's a yankees fan
Mets fans from NY no prob....Yankeees......... Sorry Larry! other than that there would be no prob you handsome devil

See even Melissa agrees with me on that one and we agree on nothing.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 28, 2005 5:17 pm

tdparrothead wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote: You are the best pimp I've ever had Troy ! BTW how's the pimping coming? hehehe

Tyler would be a candidate but he also has a girlfriend...but he's cute!
That depends. How do you feel about really old Lawyers?

Pros:
He is willing to take you to Cuban.
He's old, he'll die soon.

Cons:
He's a Lawyer
From New York
A Yankees fan
He's old, he'll die soon
Come on Beerman... could a Yankees fan and a Red Sox fan ever get along? Don't even bother her with these candidates that don't stand a chance.

I think I need to be the assistant-pimp here, just to make sure you don't make too many wrong choice for Melissa.

Hey I had to lay out all options. I screened him and the financial reward was acceptable.

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » April 28, 2005 5:19 pm

I'm still trying to figure out the "Are you going to treat her like a gentleman" She doesn't look like any gentleman I have evere seen

You need better representation sweetie

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 28, 2005 5:20 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
tdparrothead wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote: You are the best pimp I've ever had Troy ! BTW how's the pimping coming? hehehe

Tyler would be a candidate but he also has a girlfriend...but he's cute!
That depends. How do you feel about really old Lawyers?

Pros:
He is willing to take you to Cuban.
He's old, he'll die soon.

Cons:
He's a Lawyer
From New York
A Yankees fan
He's old, he'll die soon
Come on Beerman... could a Yankees fan and a Red Sox fan ever get along? Don't even bother her with these candidates that don't stand a chance.

I think I need to be the assistant-pimp here, just to make sure you don't make too many wrong choice for Melissa.
Hey I had to lay out all options. I screened him and the financial reward was acceptable.

But I yankees fan? Come on, I even knew that and I'm a friggin' Canadian. And one who drank bleach too.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 28, 2005 5:21 pm

Cubbie Bear wrote:I'm still trying to figure out the "Are you going to treat her like a gentleman" She doesn't look like any gentleman I have evere seen You need better representation sweetie

Awww poor Troy is trying hard! Thanks Cubbie

I don't think it's an easy task to pimp me out.

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 28, 2005 5:22 pm

Cubbie Bear wrote:I'm still trying to figure out the "Are you going to treat her like a gentleman" She doesn't look like any gentleman I have evere seen You need better representation sweetie

I just got my Doctorate in Pimpology from the Marvin Gaye School of Love with full honors. I think it's time for the Beerman to step aside and show how we's does da pimpin' North of the Border.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 28, 2005 5:23 pm

Cubbie Bear wrote:I'm still trying to figure out the "Are you going to treat her like a gentleman" She doesn't look like any gentleman I have evere seen You need better representation sweetie

Hey Iowa. DO I have to send Santa to rough you up?

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » April 28, 2005 5:23 pm

Me thinks it would be easier than having the bottled water concession in the Sahara

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 28, 2005 5:25 pm

Cubbie Bear wrote:Me thinks it would be easier than having the bottled water concession in the Sahara

you are too cute!
THANKS that's hysterical!

I dunno ask Troy it's not easy!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » April 28, 2005 5:25 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote: You are the best pimp I've ever had Troy ! BTW how's the pimping coming? hehehe

Tyler would be a candidate but he also has a girlfriend...but he's cute!
That depends. How do you feel about really old Lawyers?

Pros:
He is willing to take you to Cuban.
He's old, he'll die soon.

Cons:
He's a Lawyer
From New York
A Yankees fan
He's old, he'll die soon

I am a long suffering Mets fan. I can't root for a team that's owned by George Steinbrenner.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 28, 2005 5:26 pm

tdparrothead wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:I'm still trying to figure out the "Are you going to treat her like a gentleman" She doesn't look like any gentleman I have evere seen You need better representation sweetie
I just got my Doctorate in Pimpology from the Marvin Gaye School of Love with full honors. I think it's time for the Beerman to step aside and show how we's does da pimpin' North of the Border.

We are pimping out a beautiful woman not a team of sled dogs. You would never be able to fit the bill.

Plus you're a yankees fan. That proves that you are seriously lacking in the all-important intelligence category.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 28, 2005 5:27 pm

Well Larry's bag in the running then he's a METS fan and that's ok.