Dating Disasters

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 28, 2005 5:27 pm

LIPH wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote: You are the best pimp I've ever had Troy ! BTW how's the pimping coming? hehehe

Tyler would be a candidate but he also has a girlfriend...but he's cute!
That depends. How do you feel about really old Lawyers?

Pros:
He is willing to take you to Cuban.
He's old, he'll die soon.

Cons:
He's a Lawyer
From New York
A Yankees fan
He's old, he'll die soon
I am a long suffering Mets fan. I can't root for a team that's owned by George Steinbrenner.

Now the story's changing... this seems sketchy to me.

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » April 28, 2005 5:27 pm

I hate to say this, but Fur Play could do a better job than you two

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 28, 2005 5:28 pm

Cubbie Bear wrote:I hate to say this, but Fur Play could do a better job than you two

The problem is Fur Play does not deal in quality girls. He only handles the rough ones.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » April 28, 2005 5:29 pm

tdparrothead wrote:
LIPH wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote: You are the best pimp I've ever had Troy ! BTW how's the pimping coming? hehehe

Tyler would be a candidate but he also has a girlfriend...but he's cute!
That depends. How do you feel about really old Lawyers?

Pros:
He is willing to take you to Cuban.
He's old, he'll die soon.

Cons:
He's a Lawyer
From New York
A Yankees fan
He's old, he'll die soon
I am a long suffering Mets fan. I can't root for a team that's owned by George Steinbrenner.

Now the story's changing... this seems sketchy to me.

The story isn't changing. Go look through the baseball thread, you won't see any pro-Yankee comments from me.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 28, 2005 5:29 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:I hate to say this, but Fur Play could do a better job than you two
The problem is Fur Play does not deal in quality girls. He only handles the rough ones.

awww Troy are you saying i'm quality??? you all are just too nice!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 28, 2005 5:29 pm

LIPH wrote: The story isn't changing. Go look through the baseball thread, you won't see any pro-Yankee comments from me.

Sorry Larry. Guilt by association.

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 28, 2005 5:30 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
tdparrothead wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:I'm still trying to figure out the "Are you going to treat her like a gentleman" She doesn't look like any gentleman I have evere seen You need better representation sweetie
I just got my Doctorate in Pimpology from the Marvin Gaye School of Love with full honors. I think it's time for the Beerman to step aside and show how we's does da pimpin' North of the Border.
We are pimping out a beautiful woman not a team of sled dogs. You would never be able to fit the bill.

Plus you're a yankees fan. That proves that you are seriously lacking in the all-important intelligence category.

When did I ever say I was a Yankees fan? I love the Red Sox, mainly cuz they made the Yanks look really crappy last year in the playoffs. Therefore I am still a candidate.

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » April 28, 2005 5:31 pm

Now Larry would be great representation. He's a lawyer and even if he wanted to "handle the merchandise", it would be kinda like his mind writing a check his body couldn't cash

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 28, 2005 5:31 pm

TYLERRRRRRR you have a girlfriend!!!!

Behave!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 28, 2005 5:31 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:I hate to say this, but Fur Play could do a better job than you two
The problem is Fur Play does not deal in quality girls. He only handles the rough ones.
awww Troy are you saying i'm quality??? you all are just too nice!

Hell if I wasn't a married man who's 10 years older than you, we wouldn't need this thread.

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 28, 2005 5:32 pm

Cubbie Bear wrote:I hate to say this, but Fur Play could do a better job than you two

Hey Beerman, our ability to perform the task is being questioned. Maybe we should put our differences aside and really work on this.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 28, 2005 5:34 pm

tdparrothead wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:I hate to say this, but Fur Play could do a better job than you two
Hey Beerman, our ability to perform the task is being questioned. Maybe we should put our differences aside and really work on this.

Don't worry. We are doing fine.

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 28, 2005 5:34 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:TYLERRRRRRR you have a girlfriend!!!! Behave!

For the pimping job I was talking about. I think you're the one with the guilty mind here. I can't help it if I'm great looking.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 28, 2005 5:36 pm

Too bad your married Troy

, I date older men anyways

you'll just have to be my pimp for now!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » April 28, 2005 5:36 pm

PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:I hate to say this, but Fur Play could do a better job than you two
The problem is Fur Play does not deal in quality girls. He only handles the rough ones.
awww Troy are you saying i'm quality??? you all are just too nice!
Hell if I wasn't a married man who's 10 years older than you, we wouldn't need this thread.

I'm probably 10 years older than her father.

Cubbie Bear · Post by **Cubbie Bear** » April 28, 2005 5:38 pm

LIPH wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:I hate to say this, but Fur Play could do a better job than you two
The problem is Fur Play does not deal in quality girls. He only handles the rough ones.
awww Troy are you saying i'm quality??? you all are just too nice!
Hell if I wasn't a married man who's 10 years older than you, we wouldn't need this thread.
I'm probably 10 years older than her greatgrandfather.

tdparrothead · Post by **tdparrothead** » April 28, 2005 5:39 pm

Cubbie Bear wrote:
LIPH wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:
PHBeerman wrote:
Cubbie Bear wrote:I hate to say this, but Fur Play could do a better job than you two
The problem is Fur Play does not deal in quality girls. He only handles the rough ones.
awww Troy are you saying i'm quality??? you all are just too nice!
Hell if I wasn't a married man who's 10 years older than you, we wouldn't need this thread.
I'm probably 10 years older than her greatgrandfather.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 28, 2005 5:45 pm

New Application

Name?_______________________

Occupation?___________________

Are you a Yankees Fan? ___Yes, I am a sheep ___Oh hell no

Will you treat Melissa in such a manner that you will be highly regarded as a Gentleman? __Yes __No (If no stop here)

At what Address can Santa find you if you don’t treat her in a manner that you will be highly regarded as a Gentleman?_________________________________________________

Where will you take her to dine on your first date___________________

What is the Avg meal price?___________________________________

References__________________________________________________

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » April 28, 2005 5:46 pm

Thanks Troy!!!!!!!!! You are the greatest!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » April 28, 2005 5:47 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:Thanks Troy!!!!!!!!! You are the greatest!

I know.