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PHBeerman wrote:Then there was another time when I went on a date with a girl who I thought that I had taken home the weekend before. Later in the night I made mention of the previous weekend only to find out that it was her sister the weekend before.



The date ended then................

Really? I can't imagine why.

#1
I had been after this freshman at Illinois State for a couple of months. She was from the hometown of a bunch of friends and I thought she was really cute and she was really nice. Well.... I asked and asked and finally for dinner and a Harry Chapin concert she said yes.

The show was great- fifth row, dinner was nice and towards the end, I very nicely reached across the table and held her hand. At which point, she uttered these words that scar my memory bank to this day. "Bill, I have been trying to tell you for a month, I'm engaged to a boy at the University of Illinois".

The date ended very quickly.

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The first girl I ever went out with had Hitler for a father. He made his children assemble electronic thingy's for side money that nobody but he saw. They had to do 20 hours a week, even during school, at 16, 12 and 8 years old. She had a "No Exceptions" curfew of 10:00. Our first date was Elton John at the International Ampitheatre in Chicago, about an hour drive from home. We left the show early, even though we were in the 4th row-center, right at ten and got home at 11. He was on the front porch, waiting. Cathy was skeered for her life and I got called every name in the book, while he accused her of letting me have my way with her. And she didn't even let me cop a feel.

in highschool i dated the daughter of the town judge... when he asked for my license plate number i thought i was dead. turns out he didn't want the cops stopping us and having them find his daughter in a compromising situation.

in return i had to be on my behavior while driving. turned out he was cooler than his daugther....

AlbatrossFlyer wrote:in highschool i dated the daughter of the town judge... when he asked for my license plate number i thought i was dead. turns out he didn't want the cops stopping us and having them find his daughter in a compromising situation.

in return i had to be on my behavior while driving. turned out he was cooler than his daugther....

Sounds like a cop's daughter I dated.

Of course she was pretty cool.

I was dating an ex-boyfriend's best friend, (okay, I know that was bad..) but we went to a cosmic concert. Just before the show started, in walks the ex, and his new girl. After the show was over, we were walking out and the ex and his buddy, (also my date) got into a fist fight and the ex yelled "You DumbA$$, you KNOW I love her!". I about choked and his new girlfriend left crying...bad night all the way around.

Broke up with the friend, who began dating my sister and after 20+ years, the original ex and I are still buddies.

I caused a Dating Disaster once ...

In High School, I had just gone to the football game and dance with a girl from class. She and I had been just acquaintances before that but we really hit it off. I called her the next day to see if she wanted to go to a movie but she said she already had a date that night with a classmate of mine (kind of a geek but a nice guy, God rest his soul) but if I wanted I could come over that afternoon, which I did. I ended up staying until just before her date at which she honestly told the guy she was interested in someone else, and since we were kinda friends she told him it was me. I'm sure that would have made HIS list of Dating Disasters.

She and I went on to date for 7 years.

Watch him Nikki

I can't really remember dating. It's been 33 years since I've dated. But I'm sure glad I don't have to go through that crap now.
Ok, I do remember a couple of dates: I went out with a Louisville cop, he called me the next day and started talking about kids, home, etc. He was a hunk, but I wasn't ready for that stuff. Kinda scared me.

And one guy in college took me out, told his dorm mates he got something he absolutely DID NOT!! No more dates for him...he was a campus big shot and thought he was special....NOT! Now he's a big newspaper honcho in Florida. With health problems, divorced, etc....hahaha

I finally remembered one ..

Out with this girl, and she saw her ex dancing with a girl ... she yelled SLUT and started swinging at her. ..... the guy took a swing at me ... I said WTF ???

I walked out, left her there .. the bouncer threw my date over his shoulder and dropped her in front of me "either you take her or the cops will.. " ...

I said .. "I dont want her" ...


ended up taking her home anyway ... it was a quiet ride ...

citcat wrote: Now he's a big newspaper honcho in Florida. With health problems, divorced, etc....hahaha

Note to self: Stay on Cit's good side

HawaiianGator wrote:I finally remembered one ..

Out with this girl, and she saw her ex dancing with a girl ... she yelled SLUT and started swinging at her. ..... the guy took a swing at me ... I said WTF ???

I walked out, left her there .. the bouncer threw my date over his shoulder and dropped her in front of me "either you take her or the cops will.. " ...

I said .. "I dont want her" ...


ended up taking her home anyway ... it was a quiet ride ...

lmfao!

I don't have any bad stories....but not being separated and heading for divorce, it really, REALLY sucks to have to back to the "dating scene". Hell, forget the dating scene, I just had to go back tot he "where the hell do I find a cool chick" scene

So here is one after some thought:

I had know this gal for years, she had dated one of my brothers friends many years before. I invited her to my house for dinner as we were both divorced adults and there was little pretense about where this might lead. During the course of dinner after several glasses of wine, her complaints about her ex turned into a volatile diatribe. I remember her telling me at least a few times how badly she wanted "to kill him"! After dinner I told her it was a nice dinner and that I needed to get to bed and sent her on her way... that kind of anger was a baaaaaaad omen.

ParrotheadGator wrote:

HawaiianGator wrote:I finally remembered one ..

Out with this girl, and she saw her ex dancing with a girl ... she yelled SLUT and started swinging at her. ..... the guy took a swing at me ... I said WTF ???

I walked out, left her there .. the bouncer threw my date over his shoulder and dropped her in front of me "either you take her or the cops will.. " ...

I said .. "I dont want her" ...


ended up taking her home anyway ... it was a quiet ride ...

lmfao!

I don't have any bad stories....but not being separated and heading for divorce, it really, REALLY sucks to have to back to the "dating scene". Hell, forget the dating scene, I just had to go back tot he "where the hell do I find a cool chick" scene

she called the next day and said .... " I should have warned you, Jack Daniels makes me mean .. " .

HawaiianGator wrote:

ParrotheadGator wrote:

HawaiianGator wrote:I finally remembered one ..

Out with this girl, and she saw her ex dancing with a girl ... she yelled SLUT and started swinging at her. ..... the guy took a swing at me ... I said WTF ???

I walked out, left her there .. the bouncer threw my date over his shoulder and dropped her in front of me "either you take her or the cops will.. " ...

I said .. "I dont want her" ...


ended up taking her home anyway ... it was a quiet ride ...

lmfao!

I don't have any bad stories....but not being separated and heading for divorce, it really, REALLY sucks to have to back to the "dating scene". Hell, forget the dating scene, I just had to go back tot he "where the hell do I find a cool chick" scene

she called the next day and said .... " I should have warned you, Jack Daniels makes me mean .. " .

Jack Daniels doesn't make me mean, though it p*** me off if I've had to resort to drinking that crap

Cubbie Bear wrote:

citcat wrote: Now he's a big newspaper honcho in Florida. With health problems, divorced, etc....hahaha

Note to self: Stay on Cit's good side

Hey, what goes around comes around....I could've cut off his Slausen after he became Senor Braggadocio!!!

Most of my dates are not rated PG

It's been a really long time since I've been out with anyone besides hubby...and we never really had any 'disasters' dating before we got serious.

There's disasters from before him...but I don't think I could remember most of them, and if I did...it wouldn't be appropriate to post them here.

Electric shock from the household appliances? Circus midget found nekkid and tied up in a city park? Barnyard friends escape? Come on now, how bad could it be.

ParrotheadGator wrote:

HawaiianGator wrote:I finally remembered one ..

Out with this girl, and she saw her ex dancing with a girl ... she yelled SLUT and started swinging at her. ..... the guy took a swing at me ... I said WTF ???

I walked out, left her there .. the bouncer threw my date over his shoulder and dropped her in front of me "either you take her or the cops will.. " ...

I said .. "I dont want her" ...


ended up taking her home anyway ... it was a quiet ride ...

lmfao!

I don't have any bad stories....but not being separated and heading for divorce, it really, REALLY sucks to have to back to the "dating scene". Hell, forget the dating scene, I just had to go back tot he "where the hell do I find a cool chick" scene

HAHA I've been living in the "Where do I find a NORMAL guy" world!

honest to god true story.... even saw the newspaper article about it.

a guy that worked for dad was on a long term assignment at their houston facility. he went out on a few dates with a nice gal that worked for the houston police dept. all along he thought she worked in the adminstration side of things and didn't realize she was a detective. one night (about date 5) they were having dinner in a nice italian restaurant and a couple of thugs come into the joint and proceed to conduct an armed robbery. well before they get too far she stands up pulls out her 357 magnum and dirty harry's them, sits down and goes back to her pasta....

john's classic line was "i always wondered why she carried such a large purse"

Cubbie Bear wrote:Electric shock from the household appliances? Circus midget found nekkid and tied up in a city park? Barnyard friends escape? Come on now, how bad could it be.

Pinky finger bad.