Dating Disasters

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 10, 2005 4:58 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:Oh yeahhhhhhhh.... This guy deffinitely needs a visit from Santa.

Alright we need details.

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 10, 2005 5:02 pm

Oh man Troy he was a total richard!

He's not very experienced with girls, you know hasn't had many girlfriends. Well one of his roomies was kind enought o give him advice on how to treat a girl, by telling him the meaner you are to them the more they like you.

and this idiot was dumb enough to listen to him!!!!!!!!!

Would you honestly ever take that advice????

The sad thing is there are actually some dumb chicks who that works with! No parrothead girls though......dumb boy.

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 10, 2005 5:03 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:Oh man Troy he was a total richard!

He's not very experienced with girls, you know hasn't had many girlfriends. Well one of his roomies was kind enought o give him advice on how to treat a girl, by telling him the meaner you are to them the more they like you.

and this idiot was dumb enough to listen to him!!!!!!!!!

Would you honestly ever take that advice????

The sad thing is there are actually some dumb chicks who that works with! No parrothead girls though......dumb boy.

Santa. What time can you leave?

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 10, 2005 5:05 pm

He was absolutely awful it was unbelievable, and then tried to apologize after he humiliated me in front of his friends. He started the night by comenting on my chest in front of all of his friends!!!!!!!!!! Who then all thought that was their turn to comment, I should have left then but didn't...that's my own fault lol.

grrrrr

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 10, 2005 5:11 pm

Troy you might need to pimp me out as a -------, because i'm damn close to giving up on men lol!

PHBeerman · Post by **PHBeerman** » May 10, 2005 5:12 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:Troy you might need to pimp me out as a -------, because i'm damn close to giving up on men lol!

Well that will make things a lot more entertaining for sure. Don't give up yet. You'll find someone.

How about some dude that is banned for life from GW?

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 10, 2005 5:14 pm

haha well that depends is he nice????

That could work, sounds like a bit of a bad boy

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 10, 2005 5:15 pm

I hate it when guys comment on my chest....

Sorry... just a lil DGP for Troy...

Have fun kiddies...

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 10, 2005 5:16 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:Troy you might need to pimp me out as a -------, because i'm damn close to giving up on men lol!

I think I could come up with a part-time gig for ya! *smoochies*

Sorry your date went bad Melissa

I'm sooooooo glad I'm not dating anymore!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 10, 2005 5:17 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:He was absolutely awful it was unbelievable, and then tried to apologize after he humiliated me in front of his friends. He started the night by comenting on my chest in front of all of his friends!!!!!!!!!! Who then all thought that was their turn to comment, I should have left then but didn't...that's my own fault lol.

grrrrr

you should have looked down at his crotch and said " Well I see you're a d**kless m**herf***er"

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » May 10, 2005 5:17 pm

ph4ever wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:He was absolutely awful it was unbelievable, and then tried to apologize after he humiliated me in front of his friends. He started the night by comenting on my chest in front of all of his friends!!!!!!!!!! Who then all thought that was their turn to comment, I should have left then but didn't...that's my own fault lol.

grrrrr

you should have looked down at his crotch and said " Well I see you're a d**kless m**herf***er"

WTG Momma!!

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 10, 2005 5:21 pm

ph4ever wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:He was absolutely awful it was unbelievable, and then tried to apologize after he humiliated me in front of his friends. He started the night by comenting on my chest in front of all of his friends!!!!!!!!!! Who then all thought that was their turn to comment, I should have left then but didn't...that's my own fault lol.

grrrrr

you should have looked down at his crotch and said " Well I see you're a d**kless m**herf***er"

Oh don't worry I put his b*lls in a jar on the mantle before I left in front of his friends. It took me a while but I deffinitely got revenge, when he was begging me not to go and saying his friends were idiots right in front of them. Of course this was after I had had quite the talk with him in front of everyone.

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » May 10, 2005 5:22 pm

HsvParrothead wrote:I hate it when guys comment on my chest....

That aint what Cuervo said

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 10, 2005 5:23 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:
ph4ever wrote:
SweetMelissa wrote:He was absolutely awful it was unbelievable, and then tried to apologize after he humiliated me in front of his friends. He started the night by comenting on my chest in front of all of his friends!!!!!!!!!! Who then all thought that was their turn to comment, I should have left then but didn't...that's my own fault lol.

grrrrr

you should have looked down at his crotch and said " Well I see you're a d**kless m**herf***er"
Oh don't worry I put his b*lls in a jar on the mantle before I left in front of his friends. It took me a while but I deffinitely got revenge, when he was begging me not to go and saying his friends were idiots right in front of them. Of course this was after I had had quite the talk with him in front of everyone.

GOOD FOR YOU!!! Only next time you put his b*lls in a jar - when you're setting it on the mantle - DROP IT - accidently of course

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 10, 2005 5:24 pm

12vmanRick wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:I hate it when guys comment on my chest....
That aint what Cuervo said

Cuervo is liable to say anything

HsvParrothead · Post by **HsvParrothead** » May 10, 2005 5:25 pm

12vmanRick wrote:
HsvParrothead wrote:I hate it when guys comment on my chest....
That aint what Cuervo said

That wasnt my chest...

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 10, 2005 5:27 pm

The best part is when after the movie we were at his apartment...and now get this..... he says "baby get me a beer" I was a lil caught off gaurd and am usually ok with this if it's someone i've been with a while but not after like 2 dates. So I get the beer and bring it back..... he says "this one isn't that cold why don't you have it and grab me one from the back" So I turn around to head into the kitchen, and he slaps my a$$!!!!!!!!! That's when I turned around and dropped the beer on his nice wood floors and let it smash and break. and commenced with the biaching.........

12Volt · Post by **12Volt** » May 10, 2005 5:27 pm

ph4ever wrote:Beerman you're going about it all wrong - you need a committee aka party. When I was pimpin out CRC this is what I told all the guys

"If you want to date CRC you must be approved by the Texoma Gang Review Committee. You must answer a 300 question application, sit before the review board, fly honoary review board members in from Colorado, Rhode Island, Chicago and San Diego and various other locations to Dallas as well as flying the Oklahoma Contingent into Dallas. You will be responsible for all travel/hotel expenses. We will then meet not meat at the secret location where we will proceed to eat and drink and question you for approximately 9 hours -oh and you must pick up our tab there as well."

Can I just fill out the application instead?

SweetMelissa · Post by **SweetMelissa** » May 10, 2005 5:28 pm

Troy looks like we have another applicant.

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » May 10, 2005 5:29 pm

SweetMelissa wrote:The best part is when after the movie we were at his apartment...and now get this..... he says "baby get me a beer" I was a lil caught off gaurd and am usually ok with this if it's someone i've been with a while but not after like 2 dates. So I get the beer and bring it back..... he says "this one isn't that cold why don't you have it and grab me one from the back" So I turn around to head into the kitchen, and he slaps my a$$!!!!!!!!! That's when I turned around and dropped the beer on his nice wood floors and let it smash and break. and commenced with the biaching.........

on the beer and the a$$ slap

on the smashed beer on wood floors and biaching